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andybaha

Active member
Jan 3, 2007
737
Piddinghoe
Having read all the comments of the last few days I think I know how to solve all the Albions problems.

First get rid of Dick Knight, he obviously doesn't care about the club and he hasn't got any money. There are loads of wealthy businessmen queing up to put money into the club.

Then get shot of the Deans, they don't care about the club either and make absolutely no effort to make the best of the limited players and budget they have at their disposal. Anyway I've heard that Wenger is interested in the job and maybe even Capello if it doesn't work out with England.

Next get rid of Kuipers and bring back Henderson. Also on the way out would be Lynch, El-Abd, Rents, Butters, Hammond, Martot, Robinson, Cox, Fraser, Revell and Loft. They are all shite. I've heard that more than a few premiership players are interested in coming down here for a grand a week and two tanks of diesel.

Call Gary Hart back from Havant with immediate effect because if necessary he can play in all the positions (at the same time) and offer Bas Savage a salary structure similar to John Terry because a player of such class and ability must not be allowed to slip through our hands. I've heard that Real Madrid and Barcelona have had him watched over the last few weeks. Similarly with George O'C. Anyone who has played for the might of Cork City must know what he is talking about.

There we are. All sorted. I cannot believe there has been so much discussion about it all.
 






portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
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withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,731
Somersetshire
Having read all the comments of the last few days I think I know how to solve all the Albions problems.

First get rid of Dick Knight, he obviously doesn't care about the club and he hasn't got any money. There are loads of wealthy businessmen queing up to put money into the club.

Then get shot of the Deans, they don't care about the club either and make absolutely no effort to make the best of the limited players and budget they have at their disposal. Anyway I've heard that Wenger is interested in the job and maybe even Capello if it doesn't work out with England.

Next get rid of Kuipers and bring back Henderson. Also on the way out would be Lynch, El-Abd, Rents, Butters, Hammond, Martot, Robinson, Cox, Fraser, Revell and Loft. They are all shite. I've heard that more than a few premiership players are interested in coming down here for a grand a week and two tanks of diesel.

Call Gary Hart back from Havant with immediate effect because if necessary he can play in all the positions (at the same time) and offer Bas Savage a salary structure similar to John Terry because a player of such class and ability must not be allowed to slip through our hands. I've heard that Real Madrid and Barcelona have had him watched over the last few weeks. Similarly with George O'C. Anyone who has played for the might of Cork City must know what he is talking about.

There we are. All sorted. I cannot believe there has been so much discussion about it all.

Quite so.Keep them all I say,so long as prices are reduced for the imminent non league football.
 


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