I haven't got a large one

[Meade's Ball]

Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner suggests you are impressively or effectively tooled when you know in fact that at best you have a completely standard genital kit?
And if so, do you immediately examine their pasts with your mind to work out why they would say such a silly thing and either believe them to be sexually virginal or so small in height that all willies look big or have a short memory or recognise how small it is and guess that it is something you simply have to hear to feel praised and approved?

 

[eastie]

I'd see a councillor if I were you

 

[Lokki 7]

I'd suggest that regardless of your personal proportions, she is a WINNER and you should be happy.

 

[tedebear]

Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner suggests you are impressively or effectively tooled when you know in fact that at best you have a completely standard genital kit?
And if so, do you immediately examine their pasts with your mind to work out why they would say such a silly thing and either believe them to be sexually virginal or so small in height that all willies look big or have a short memory or recognise how small it is and guess that it is something you simply have to hear to feel praised and approved?

You should remark "too right girl" and get on with the action....too much thinking there Mead's and not enough doing!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Thank you Lokki.
But this isn't the first time i have been on the receiving end of such a comment (it's the second time overall), and i just wonder if anyone else has the same difficulty receiving compliments that i do. It's the same as knowing full well what you like of yourself, and perhaps feeling insulted when someone chooses the entirely wrong feature, one you've always found disgusting and best forever unmentioned; such as being told "you have haunting eyes" all lusciously, when you only have one or one is made of glass, but accidentally on display, or you have a cataract about to emerge that may haunt it and others even more.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

the average European erect member is 6.2 long and 5.0 girth so if you have more than that she is not lying, get the ruler out to check the length and girth and work it out for yourself

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

the largest member is the Mexican 7.5 average , however Japanese men have to make do with 4.8 average which could be a reason why they were so aggressive during the War.

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

 

[captainmorganrum]

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

There's a girl in my office that says that is total rubbish.
She likes them BIG......................................so she says.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

that what girls say to blokes with small penises Chappers

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

any woman that tell you size does not matter is LYING I am afraid

 

[CHAPPERS]

that what girls say to blokes with small penises Chappers

WHAT??!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

WHAT??!

He's suggesting you have a tiny cock, stumpy.

 

[Lokki 7]

any woman that tell you size does not matter is LYING I am afraid

There is only one way you could know this for SURE.

 

[tedebear]

There's a girl in my office that says that is total rubbish.
She likes them BIG......................................so she says.

The thought immediately comes to mind (no pun intended ) is that she's been around the block and subsequently is a little stretched!

 

[CHAPPERS]

He's suggesting you have a tiny cock, stumpy.

 

[The Large One]

I'd see a councillor if I were you

I'd send him to a counsellor myself.

 

[NMH]

Sometimes, the girls like a bit of pain with their pleasure.

But apparently, not when it comes to the kidneys. So maybe it's good that you have a modest tadger MB.

But anyway, once the lady screams and cries, it no longer matters about the size that pries between the thighs.

 

[Nibble]

If you park a jumbo jet in the Grand Canyon it's gonna look small.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I do know for sure for most women the girth is far more important than the length, ie they would prefer a fat 5 inches than a pencil 8 incher however if you have a fat 8 incher thats best of all !, this is getting a bit rude for a 3pm conversation