I had my first ever sexual experience last night

[Man of Harveys]

He here is, having a wank:

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'd say they're quite small, personally...sadly, Catherine the Great did NOT die whilst f***ing a horse. It's a myth.

you haven't met the right horse yet

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

seems to be in a frenzy of sexual bliss

 

[Meade's Ball]

I doubt anyone could have thought that US, the bearded veteran of children's movies, could have made love with a sex-wary, mature hole-hornet last night.

If the headline were about some elephantine nut-shuffler working at a bowling alley in Elephant & Castle cleaning dishes and waving happy family's scores at them from her giant ears and honks from her snout, wishing she knew where her passport was so she could return via hovercraft, mountain tussle and lead-stemmed motorbike to the flattened lands of ancient roam and her gang (The Four Trunketeers), then i'd have been tricked and lured and willing to wager at your request.

 

[Bry Nylon]

you haven't met the right horse yet

Post of the week!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Desert Orchid had a magnificent member Colin.

Why did he call it Colin?

What was wrong with Dick, or Willy?

 

[SeagullTim]

I have backed this horse in the Lucky 15 thingy. I'm hoping, but not expecting much.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I doubt anyone could have thought that US, the bearded veteran of children's movies, could have made love with a sex-wary, mature hole-hornet last night.

If the headline were about some elephantine nut-shuffler working at a bowling alley in Elephant & Castle cleaning dishes and waving happy family's scores at them from her giant ears and honks from her snout, wishing she knew where her passport was so she could return via hovercraft, mountain tussle and lead-stemmed motorbike to the flattened lands of ancient roam and her gang (The Four Trunketeers), then i'd have been tricked and lured and willing to wager at your request.

What he said

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Has today's donkey lost yet, or am I too early?

 

[The Wookiee]

4.10 - Sandown - Gaelic Gift. Each Way

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Has today's donkey lost yet, or am I too early?

Too early. About three minutes til it starts. And about an hour til it finishes

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It must have lost by now, surely?

 

[Hannibal smith]

It must have lost by now, surely?

Indeed

3.55: Wolverhampton
1st 1 Moon Emperor 9-1
2nd 7 Teorban (POL) 50-1
3rd 6 Blue Hills 6-1

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Indeed

3.55: Wolverhampton
1st 1 Moon Emperor 9-1
2nd 7 Teorban (POL) 50-1
3rd 6 Blue Hills 6-1

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Oh dear. What are the odds on 12 in a row?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Oh dear. What are the odds on 12 in a row?

Wasn't that his THIRTEENTH in a row?

 

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what did you do, touch your foreskin?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

extraordinary even backed into fav and not placed, I think thats 10 in a row not placed, further studying required over the week end

I guarantee I be in profit by the end of the year

 

[Les Biehn]

I doubt anyone could have thought that US, the bearded veteran of children's movies, could have made love with a sex-wary, mature hole-hornet last night.

If the headline were about some elephantine nut-shuffler working at a bowling alley in Elephant & Castle cleaning dishes and waving happy family's scores at them from her giant ears and honks from her snout, wishing she knew where her passport was so she could return via hovercraft, mountain tussle and lead-stemmed motorbike to the flattened lands of ancient roam and her gang (The Four Trunketeers), then i'd have been tricked and lured and willing to wager at your request.

Will you be my boyfriend?

 

[Beach Hut]

I guarantee I be in profit by the end of the year

Which year though ?