I had my first ever sexual experience last night

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think you were hooked Commander

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

Isn't having sex with horses both illegal and morally wrong?

And uncomfortable - particularly if you're on the bottom

 

[surrey jim]

i fall for it every time

 

[Man of Harveys]

When shagging expired racing beasts, I always like to make it a bit rough, slap 'em about a bit. I love flogging a dead horse. itiful:

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Horse have very impressive penises imho

 

[Les Biehn]

Isn't having sex with horses both illegal and morally wrong?

Only if they're dead...

 

[Frutos]

Only if they're dead...

What was the name of that ramous racehorse that died last year? It's annoying me now because I can't remember.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Personally? as Mamonta is a non runner, Qaasi would be a good second choice.

 

[Les Biehn]

What was the name of that ramous racehorse that died last year? It's annoying me now because I can't remember.

Careful we don't need any flouncebackability.

 

[Frutos]

Personally? as Mamonta is a non runner, Qaasi would be a good second choice.

For betting purposes or sexual liaison purposes?

Both have been mentioned in this thread, so please clarify.

 

[Mrs Coach]

I've backed Zarzu in the 2.45 at Wolv. - bye bye cash!

 

[Mrs Coach]

For betting purposes or sexual liaison purposes?

Both have been mentioned in this thread, so please clarify.

Qaasi has bad breath and never pays for dinner.
Hope this clarifies!

 

[Chicken Run]

got me yet again us

 

[Frutos]

Qaasi has bad breath and never pays for dinner.
Hope this clarifies!

Message received and fully understood.

 

[Hannibal smith]

Re: I had my best ever sexual experience last night

3.55 - Wolverhampton

Equilibria 7/1

The trip , course and going will suit it and I strongly believe this little beauty will be the first of a run of Winners for Spielberg, tipster extraordinaire.

Never won on the all Weather (Never won much 3 in 27 starts)

Never won at the distance.

Other than that, pretty accurate.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Horse have very impressive penises imho

I'd say they're quite small, personally...sadly, Catherine the Great did NOT die whilst f***ing a horse. It's a myth.

 

[Mrs Coach]

No - it was a Mith-ter

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'd say they're quite small, personally...sadly, Catherine the Great did NOT die whilst f***ing a horse. It's a myth.

Desert Orchid had a magnificent member Colin.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Desert Orchid had a magnificent member Colin.

You're not really that interested in the actual racing are you ...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Desert Orchid had a magnificent member Colin.

It didn't so much jump the fences as VAULT them