I had my first ever sexual experience last night

[Uncle Spielberg]

I had my best ever sexual experience last night

3.55 - Wolverhampton

Equilibria 7/1

" I am not going to be defeated and the 12 defeats in a row does not phase me. Winners persevere they do not give up and I AM A WINNER. This horse is running into form and I am very confident it will bag me a sack of cash for the Weekend festivities.

The trip , course and going will suit it and I strongly believe this little beauty will be the first of a run of Winners for Spielberg, tipster extraordinaire.

Ladbrokes Plc, Southwick Square looked scared when I strolled in at 12pm to place my monthly wage on this DEAD CERT and are probably frantically trying to lay it off as we speak to limit their liabilities.

My supporters will not give up and will get on an get on LARGE, I am sure as they are winners also.

Regards US

" you have not been charged for this information "
" Spielberg - he knows a lot about horses "

 

[Les Biehn]

Whats was his name and did he treat you well?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you have to pay extra?

 

[The Large One]

Nah, saw that one coming, US.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I own Les, with his corrupt mind he opened this hoping for a story of utter filth and depravity.

 

[TSB]

Not what I've heard...

 

[Frutos]

Isn't having sex with horses both illegal and morally wrong?

 

[Titanic]

Isn't having sex with horses both illegal and morally wrong?

Especially if it's meant to be running in a race the next day.

 

[Les Biehn]

I own Les, with his corrupt mind he opened this hoping for a story of utter filth and depravity.

The very idea that you even have sex US is alien to me.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

whatever rings your bell

 

[watsongooal]

I think you made a mistake old boy, instead of telling us about your sexual experience you appear to have but some sort of betting tip

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Les, I am a quality shag my friend

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tricky one, to be sure. Where WILL Equilibria finish in this thirteen runner 2 mile handicap on the all-weather: fifth or eighth?

Betfair account duly loaded on Equilibria to be unplaced

 

[Woodchip]

Les, I am quality. Shag my friend

Who is she? Is she fit?

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, I am a quality shag my friend

Are you drunk? You appear to be coming on to me

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Les I have had my eye on you for some time

 

[The Wookiee]

2.35 fakenham YOULL DO FOR ME

4.10 sandown HIHO SILVER LINING

 

[bhafc4eva]

For once i think it has a chance, it has very hardly any weight on it and Doyle isnt a bad jockey. Good luck.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les I have had my eye on you for some time

Yeah and its leaving an awful skid mark. Can you take it off please.

 

[Commander]

US, even I didn't fall for that one.