AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Talking of farting, a rather attractive G4 lady came to collect my takings from work today, my office is rather small and while sorting the paperwork out I let a sly one silently slip out. I thought I'd get away with it, but boy was I mistaken....you could literally chew it, and I thought my eyes would bleed. To make it worse, protocol demands that the office door is shut and locked during the transaction. It was like a big fat smelly elephant in the room.
There was literally no escape!
We have a guy in our office we call the albatross.
He comes out of his office, circles around the main shared office, drops his guts and then returns to his own office.
It stinks so much, that you can actually taste it.....