I don't f**king believe part 2

[bhaexpress]

Barratt scored for Coventry tonight.

 

[Brovion]

Hmmm. I've just slipped into a strange parallell universe. In this universe Barratt is a goal-scoring forward. Spooky.

 

[Legend]

If we carry on like this Barratt could end up scoring 20 goals this season.Oh ok, 10. Sorry,what was I thinking ? He has scored his entire seasons quota in one game.

 

[Reading Posh]

Mark Tyler, our keeper, clearly has a weakness.

That's two 30-yard screamers he's conceded from goal-shy players in 5 days