I backed Fat Frank to score the first goal at 11/1 last night

[Uncle Spielberg]

He may be Fat but Frank landed LARGE odds for me last night when he scored the first goal so a thread of and gratuitous thanks to the rotund football star.

Frank may like far too many curries, KFC's and McDonalds and be in a shocking condition for a professional sportsman but he was in the right place at the right time last night at 8.09 pm sparking riotous scenes of jubilation in Spielberg Mansions last night.

I was on LARGE at 11/1.

Well done Frank you lardy footballing God.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I don't follow these things too closely - but are you in danger of shedding your 'world's worst tipster' tag?

 

[Les Biehn]

I think it's fair to say Lampard isn't fat.

 

[Bozza]

Classic after-timing US.

But it can't beat my bet of 2-1 Germany with Lamps scoring first which, of course, I doubled up on a 3-1 Northern Ireland victory with Healy notching the first.

 

[John Dorian]

How much did you net Bozza ?

 

[Seagullible]

donation to REMF

 

[Les Biehn]

Classic after-timing US.

But it can't beat my bet of 2-1 Germany with Lamps scoring first which, of course, I doubled up on a 3-1 Northern Ireland victory with Healy notching the first.

Thats exactly the same as my bet except I also had Wales 1-0 and Eastwood to get the first. The odds were high as I also predicted his goal would be from 20 yards.

 

[Seagullible]

Thats exactly the same as my bet except I also had Wales 1-0 and Eastwood to get the first. The odds were high as I also predicted his goal would be from 20 yards.

I added ROI to win 4-0 on top of that - amazing really

 

[Les Biehn]

Cor, good night all round for the punters of NSC.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I was relieved when my bet of Estonia getting a last-minute winner to beat Andorra came through. Together with all the others, the coupon paid a handsome 39million to one.

 

[Trigger]

I had a fair bit on Mistress Eva in the 6.20 at Folkestone last night, romped home, 40-1...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I think it's fair to say Lampard isn't fat.

Of course he isn't fat. If anything like night - he looked a bit gaunt. But Les - it clearly upsets him. There was a bit in the Times about how he had a go at Alan Davies (the Arsenal fan) for writing that he was Fat Frank in an article in the Times. Davies did not have a leg to stand on of course. But once Lampard lets people know it upsets him - well it is like a game.

 

[Chicken Run]

Also with all of the above plus my bet on no play for two and a half days at the Oval placed before the season started i'm well rich now!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think it's fair to say Lampard isn't fat.

Les, he is an utter disgrace to himself and sportsmen everywhere.

 

[Bozza]

He's a right porker...

 

[The Large One]

Les, he is an utter disgrace to himself and sportsmen everywhere.

You started the thread so well. Now, you're just reverting to type.

Pity, really.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, he is an utter disgrace to himself and sportsmen everywhere.

Given your past record Spielberg I'm not sure you're joking.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Pipe down Alan who rattled your cage.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Given your past record Spielberg I'm not sure you're joking.

elaborate

 

[Les Biehn]

elaborate

Your history of making rather rash and silly statments.