I am informed by certain members of my family that my brother in laws neice is going.

[Deleted User X18H]

..out with/courting a Brighton player called Nathan.

I have met her once one christmas she aint all that she lives in Horsham and is called Emma ....that is all.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Have you been..... ?

 

[El Presidente]

..out with/courting a Brighton player called Nathan.

Is he hung like a DRAYHORSE?

 

[Robot Chicken]

She ain't all that?

Pics?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is a neice a posh person's niece?

 

[Statto]

And?

Whats your point?

 

[RM-Taylor]

And?

Whats your point?

Exactly

 

[Spicy]

............ the point is his brother's niece, who is called Emma and isn't all that, but lives in Horsham and does not enjoy close family Christmases, is going out with a Brighton player called Nathan who may or may not be hung like a drayhorse.

 

[Jim D]

....but nobody can be sure as there aren't any pictures.

 

[tedebear]

and so you skipped over to your computer to tell your *imaginary* friends this delightful piece of gossip!

 

[NMH]

This is facinating stuff, but could you please tell us more about your family - i.e. are there are FIT bints anywhere in it, and if so this will require photographic evidence so make with it pronto.

If nothing is forthcoming, one will have to assume your womenfolk are otherwise rough ol' biffers.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

No no no it's my brother in laws niece, if it were my brothers niece it would be my niece as well , except that I don't have a brother ,but I do have a niece, but she is not currently going out with Nathan Elder.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Not only are/were you HB&B and Paul Valley, but you are also 1066 (and probably Kev the ape as well) and i claim my crispy ten bob note.