I am gone.....

[BrianWade4]

Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

 

[algie]

Going by your post you are noway near drunk. Why pretend?

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

As much liquid as you can physically manage. Creates a pressure on the bladder which has the desired effect.....apparently.

 

[spring hall convert]

After 11 years she should be used to it. You have nothing to fear.

 

[Fungus]

Quick, write your address on your forehead...

Edit: Or are you trying to avoid "going home"

 

[Husty]

Get off your phone for starters. Incredibly antisocial.

 

[brakespear]

....

 

[Tricky Dicky]

You found NSC snd no typos, you can't be that far gone. Keep drinking.

 

[£1.99]

11 years is nothing! celebrated 30 years last month, my misses is one lucky women
Have a good night.

 

[empire]

Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

maybe get a life,your out with your beloved of11 years but feel the need to go on a forum,sad very sad

 

[The Birdman]

Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

My 34 anniversary coming up and I taking her to BHA quiz as a treat !!!

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Redbull n Viagra

 

[carteater]

Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

what do you mean?

 

[A mex eyecan]

Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

Easy matey, have a nice bottle of red ..
When the big moment comes and you need to hold on think of something distracting ( maybe the semi bald fat idiot wSL), that always Clears your head ......

Then you are free to carry on and on ..

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It must have taken you a good few minutes to take out the phone (after she had retired) load up, find NSC, select new topic, think about what you wanted to post and post it coherently.



How much freshening up does she need? I think she might be screwing the wine waiter.

I suggest you make this your last anniversary.

 

[TomandJerry]

Maybe she's done a runner

 

[papajaff]

Go and have a TW; tactical ****.

Edit; rhymes with tank. Kin ell

 

[banjo]

If you had time to type this out she must of gone for a shit. That's enough to slow you down. Now Keep that thought.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

11 years = 11 pints. You are drinking for love. X

 

[KZNSeagull]

So you are almost certainly on a promise and you choose to get drunk. Good plan