[Albion] Hürzeler’s coaching team

[raymondo]

Emre Can - player coach

But Immanuel Kant

 

[raymondo]

Save on the paperwork. Chelsea are looking at sacking Maresca and looking to appoint Hurzeler, so it would reduce the admin if we didn't appoint any other back room staff.

But we'd make a profit on every single one!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

But Immanuel Kant

At least he's got experience...

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Nope, any of the mercenaries who jumped ship with Potter can all just stay away... he may be capable of doing a job, but that cohort of money grabbers would simply add too much division amongst the fans, and maybe even the general staff at the club.

Harsh on a man who had no idea whether he would be kept on under the next head coach. And as for division among the staff, I know for a fact that some still socialise with him.

 

[abc]

Can we scour the would for a coach that can teach corners and set pieces please?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I dont know anything about coaching or our incoming manager but it would seem sensible to bring in an older more experienced assistant who has been there and done it. Also since we are appointing another tactically maverick perhaps an old school coach like Felix Magath?

That made me smile. And in a good way. Reminds me where football actually sits in the Pantheon of Things. Incredibly important, yet of no tangible consequence.

Back to your suggestion..... what about this bloke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottmar_Hitzfeld

Personally, I think the young man deserves to make his own way. If he wants a grandfather assistant he would probs be better off picking someone with experience of the EPL......Step forward, Curbs, Suey, Pards and Fat Sam?

Whatever.... I am now officially excited. Can't wait for the season to start!

 

[Somethingdean]

Potter will be coming back as Chief Emotional Intelligence Officer.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

But Immanuel Kant

Lucky I didn't have a mouthful off coffee when I read that. You little tinker.

(You would have been better off channeling (something something about) Jackie Chan, if you were to take pronunciation into consideration, though

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

At least he's got experience...

And a clear vision:

1. What can I know? How to set up free kicks and corners.
2. What should I do? Coach the fuckers so they Get It.
3. What may I hope? Probably mid table, and a decent cup run would be nice.

 

[Triggaaar]

Bring back Bruno ...

And then fire him!

 

[raymondo]

Lucky I didn't have a mouthful off coffee when I read that. You little tinker.

(You would have been better off channeling (something something about) Jackie Chan, if you were to take pronunciation into consideration, though

Indeed I would have but nothing sprung to mind

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Indeed I would have but nothing sprung to mind

What about Jackie Chan?

 

[Brian Fantana]

Andrew Crofts and Jack Stern are staying as first-team coach and goalkeeping coach respectively. Bring back Bruno ...

The club have more sense than bringing back someone very divisive.

 

[brighton_tom]

I assume he'll have a set piece specialist coach in mind given its been an important part of his tactics. Maybe the same guy as at St Pauli but its just taking more time to negotiate for him.

 

[Lurchy]

If we’re not bringing his staff over from St Pauli then I wonder if we’ll look at someone like Tobias Schweinsteiger.

Played alongside Hürzeler at Bayern 2, went on to gain all his badges and coached their youth teams as an assistant manager. Is used to being a number 2 at other clubs and is currently available.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I would imagine one or two will come from St Pauli but they haven’t finished negotiations on them.

None from St Pauli apparently.

 

[The Wookiee]

If we’re not bringing his staff over from St Pauli then I wonder if we’ll look at someone like Tobias Schweinsteiger.

Played alongside Hürzeler at Bayern 2, went on to gain all his badges and coached their youth teams as an assistant manager. Is used to being a number 2 at other clubs and is currently available.

Good research

 

[The Wookiee]

Perhaps this guy ?

https://fcbayern.com/en/news/2023/05/anthony-barry-introducing-thomas-tuchels-assistant-coach#

 

[AlbionBro]

Perhaps he could have an older statesman to guide him through the Premier league so he can earn his stripes...I understand the wally with the brolly maybe available soon.

 

[Beanstalk]

Potter will be coming back as Chief Emotional Intelligence Officer.

I believe his official title is Chief of Understanding for New Talent.

If Barber is a CEO I don’t know what that makes him…