You are being ridiculous to think they have any sort of chance. They are 1.11 to be relegated on Betfair, which means the market thinks they have a 90% chance of going down. Personally I think that is generous and 1.11 represents good value. They are absolutely dire, they have 2 strikers who don't score, and their best outfield player is a Aaron Mooey who isn't bad, but nevertheless would probably struggle to earn more than 10 Premier League starts all season in our squad.Someone who isn’t featuring at the moment who feels like they could maybe be the one to save them or give them a bit of fight? Players like Puncheon and Defoe. If they get both of those in then they will score more goals and pick up points, will it be enough? Who knows? But I think it’s a bit ridiculous that a fair number on here are implying that they’re doomed and gone already.
And your solution to their woes is to sign a near 40 year old striker and a bang average disruptive moron? That's brilliant mate. If you pop over to DATM some time, it'll be minutes before they're all clamouring to bin off Klopp's mate (TM) and have you installed, PDQ.