Or you could just tell them to do one selfish brats.. hope you had a nice day anyway.Another year of no cards, calls or sms messages.
Perhaps when I next get a call asking for money I should say "oh I posted it. didn't you get it?"
First this lovely cake made my lovely daughter and girlfriend.
got an Iron Maiden CD off the lad
took me by surprise,I even forgot!
my girls made my card. They stuck sweets to the card to represent some of the words, this is what it said.........
Dear Dad,
Since we are living on CHOCOLATE BUTTONS this present is RANDOMs, so please don't SNICKERs . If we were rich we would take you on an AEROplane or a spaceship so we could ORBIT around MARS. After reading this card you will have the MUNCHIES and will be ROLOing around on the floor with laughter so take a BREAKaway so you can eat this card.
Love from your MARVELLOUS CREATIONS .
Didn't know you were heavy metal fan G2,S1.
I also had a signed copy of the new Peter James book and two bottles of beer and chocs. Lovelyhad mine friday as im working a 12 hour shift same as yesterday, got a signed copy of the new peter james book and a bar of cadburys which the kids ate!
My cat got me a card and a big Toblerone, which was a bit unexpected.
My mum's grip on reality is slipping badly. Or, my cat is very considerate.