how will you celebrate our latest slide into the relegation zone...??

[sydney]

i am going to go to the driving range and deliberately target the **** in the little tractor thingy that drives around picking the balls up , i shall then come home , throw the cat in the swimming pool , burn two pieces of extremely expensive fish on the bbq , ave a row wiv doris , drive at high speed to the local , i shall then stand at the bar inhaling guinness at a rediculous rate until i am refused service...........at some time this evening i will abuse the f*** out of the staff at my favourite curry house and will most likely end up with mango lassi and tandoori paste all down the front of my clobber.......fuksake

 

[Basil Fawlty]

i am going to go to the driving range and deliberately target the **** in the little tractor thingy that drives around picking the balls up , i shall then come home , throw the cat in the swimming pool , burn two pieces of extremely expensive fish on the bbq , ave a row wiv doris , drive at high speed to the local , i shall then stand at the bar inhaling guinness at a rediculous rate until i am refused service...........at some time this evening i will abuse the f*** out of the staff at my favourite curry house and will most likely end up with mango lassi and tandoori paste all down the front of my clobber.......fuksake

Top work. Tonight I will down my sorrows in Vodka only, then get a knife and cut my wrists open and then go to Hospital and end up in a coma, when I wake up from that coma, which probably would last all year I will wake up and find us in bottom six of League Two, with MA still in charge. Happy Days!

 

[Giraffe]

Like most on here I am going to spend too much time on NSC, AGAIN!!

Actually I am now going to watch Thursday's episode of Skins. It had better be a good one, and after it has finished I will expect to get a decent shag off Mrs Giraffe on account of having received no Valentines present yet.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I will think, smugly, how glad I am that I support a proper football club and not some overblown PLC nonsense.

 

[MOG]

I shall console myself with the thought that it is only temporary by re-reading these two items.

Adams: Championship return is the aim
By Andy Naylor


Micky Adams has pledged to return Albion to the Championship by 2011.

Adams, back as manager after a seven-year gap, outlined his hopes for his second spell at the club at a press conference at Withdean today.

He said: "The short term aim is to get the club in the Championship. I think that is achievable, certainly in the three years that I've got.

"We then establish it in the Championship for a push maybe for the Premiership, once we are in the new stadium. Anything is possible."

9th May 2008

Chairman Dick Knight said: "The board felt we need a manager with more experience to help the club make the great leap back into the Championship.

"It's vital that we get back there as quickly as possible, before we get to our new stadium at Falmer."

8th May 2008.