Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Arrived at Brighton Station 130 got in the queue for the train and caught the 152, nice stroll up to the ground.
Spotted Lord Bracknell outside, SHOCKED he wasn't in Dicks with the other lapdogs. Bought MY programme and entered the temple of FOOTBALL.
Quick pint of FOSTERS and a WEEWEE and I took my SEAT, fabulous VIEW and ATMOSPHERE.
A quick SCAMPER down to the station after and caught the late 516 and all in ALL it couldn't HAVE been a better day.
Spotted Lord Bracknell outside, SHOCKED he wasn't in Dicks with the other lapdogs. Bought MY programme and entered the temple of FOOTBALL.
Quick pint of FOSTERS and a WEEWEE and I took my SEAT, fabulous VIEW and ATMOSPHERE.
A quick SCAMPER down to the station after and caught the late 516 and all in ALL it couldn't HAVE been a better day.