Easy 10 said:I bought a french stick with tuna mayo, cheese, and brie. The woman in the deli was SHOVELLING in the tuna, to the extent that once the grated cheddar and SLICES of brie were added, the french stick would't have closed if I'd have sat on it.
I took it back to the office, and tried several different ways to eat it at my desk without it going everywhere, none of which were very successful. My jaw almost locked as I tried to cram the end of the french stick in past my teeth. I tried picking bits of tuna and brie out, and strategically redistributing it along its girth, but it fell out anyway, and now my fingers smell of fish. In desperation, I cut it in half, but that just left me with two extra ends with which the filling could collapse from.
In the end, I gave up and just ate it like an ANIMAL, with cheese and fish flying out all over the place. My whole desk stinks now, and I have bits of cheese in my keyboard, and mayonnaise in my mouse-ball.
Quite an ordeal, really.
I like grated cheddar.Titanic said:Cheese and brie? Div!!
chips and gravy said:There are only two things in this world that smell of fish, and one of them is fish