How to tell if your boat is too small!

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Da Man Clay]

Dont know what id do in that situation

 

[Robot Chicken]

Dont know what id do in that situation

Probably not use your razor? Or start mimicking a seal?

 

[Bry Nylon]

If that is real, then that is as SCARY as it gets

I think I would be thinking "BIG f***ing thanks to the guys in the helicopter TAKING FRIGGING PHOTOS!"

 

[Robot Chicken]

Yes it's true.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[desprateseagull]

this experience was brought to you by Andrex.

 

[pasty]

Dont know what id do in that situation

PADDLE LIKE f***

 

[Robot Chicken]

PADDLE LIKE f***

...which would disturb the water and make the shark think you're an injured seal or something?? Surely you'd have to sit still, shut up and not make a sound?

 

[Gully]

I would throw human excrement in the water to try and repel it, where would you get that from I hear you ask, try looking in the bottom of your kayak there should be plenty there.

 

[British Bulldog]

Surely you'd have to sit still, shut up and not make a sound?

You try telling your arse that when it's twitching like f*** & popping like a machine gun! I'd go with the PADDLE LIKE f*** option thanks.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Why is that bloke towing a shark? Has it broken down?

 

[ditchy]

Perform a perfect eskimo role and tease the fucker with your paddle

 

[Lammy]

The wind power from my arse alone would see me to safety.