[News] How to get suspended on full pay for 6 years

[bha100]

Anthony O'Sullivan must be in clover, and he's now got cheek to appeal when they finally sack him

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49930673

 

[Worthing exile]

Well he won't get another job now so he is probably after a pay out and judging by his age a nice early retirement package.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Cue Enrest posting stuff about yet another Tory milking underfunded local Councils, and advocating prosecution.

Oh.

 

[Coalburner]

Anthony O'Sullivan must be in clover, and he's now got cheek to appeal when they finally sack him

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49930673

.He didn't "earn" the quoted salary - he received it .

 

[Saunders]

Anthony O'Sullivan must be in clover, and he's now got cheek to appeal when they finally sack him

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49930673

The two that settled for £300,000 are probably feeling a bit stupid now.

 

[FatSuperman]

This isn’t a very good ‘how to’ guide, let me assist:

1. Get into a position of power
2. Freeze the minion’s pay whilst hiking your own pay (and the pay of the other remuneration decision makers)
3. If you don’t get suspended, keep increasing your pay. The higher the better, since this is the salary you’ll be suspended on
4. Fight it as long as you can, but not too hard - the last thing you want is to be reinstated

PRO-TIPS:
For step 1, I recommend going in on a low salary, as this will make you more attractive. Councils love cost savings. Bring your trusted lieutenants (mates or family) in over the first 18 months or so. THEN go for the swift increases.
Once suspended, take some cash in hand work to supplement

 

[sjamesb3466]

I love the experts who state that it is the longest dispute that they can remember. Obviously can't be arsed to actually check then!

 

[bha100]

This isn’t a very good ‘how to’ guide, let me assist:

1. Get into a position of power
2. Freeze the minion’s pay whilst hiking your own pay (and the pay of the other remuneration decision makers)
3. If you don’t get suspended, keep increasing your pay. The higher the better, since this is the salary you’ll be suspended on
4. Fight it as long as you can, but not too hard - the last thing you want is to be reinstated

PRO-TIPS:
For step 1, I recommend going in on a low salary, as this will make you more attractive. Councils love cost savings. Bring your trusted lieutenants (mates or family) in over the first 18 months or so. THEN go for the swift increases.
Once suspended, take some cash in hand work to supplement

You can live a life of luxury
If that's what you want.
Taste forbidden pleasures
Whatever you want.

 

[darkwolf666]

Strange, thought MPs had been pulling this stunt for decades, don't recall seeing them suspended...