How to get Brighton to the Premiership.

[David.]

First, promote Poyet to director and bring in a prestigious manager like Roberto Di matteo, champions league winner, and then entice a guy with a lot of money to buy the club, like the glazers or someone and start by buying kasper schemical, phil neville, matt upson, phil jagielka, ryan bertrand, keep vicente, buy scholes, bit of a long shot, but, he might come, buy kevin nolan and josh mchecheran, then bring in jordan rhodes and perhaps hernan crespo as he is no longer the player he was, do all this and we will be in the premiership and then buy players like matt jarvis, carlton cole, wilfred zaha, then as we start to win and earn a champions league spot we will buy eto, falcao, zanetti, lloris, RONALDINHO! PATO! KAKA! ADRIANO! maybe rooney, lampard and gerrard, we can become like england were and even buy BECKAHM! AND WE CAN HIRE MARCEL DESAILLY AS A ASSISTANT MANAGER AND GET IN ALEX FERGUSON WHEN HE LOOKS FOR A JOB IN A PEACEFUL LOCATION! OH THIS CAN BE SO GREAT, IN A FEW YEARS TIME WE CAN THE KINGS OF EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Philzo-93]

Excellent first post. Prepare to get slated

 

[Frutos]

Oh look, the nice men in white coats have come to take you away.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Id love to know what you have been taking, just so i can avoid taking it as it clearly makes you talk shit.

 

[SeagullSongs]

 

[butchy]

Another Palace gimp who reckons he's funny.

 

[mistahclarke]

How to get Brighton to the Premiership?
Get promoted from the championship.

 

[Sheebo]

U wasted X mins of ur time to do that - oh dear... And ive just wasted my own time reading it and replying

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

If you did all that, I'm sure it will happen for your club.

 

[El Sid]

Is your surname Ike?

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

So the monkey was finally handed a typewriter...certainly hasn't produced the works of Shakespeare though

 

[David.]

Sorry lads, I got a bit carried away.

 

[The screamer]

 

[The Truth]

Are you one of those people who believes politics?

 

[Max Paper]

I just bought the cat a new bed

 

[David.]

I was thinking of all the players we could have and got a bit excited, that's all.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Another Palace gimp who reckons he's funny.

Don't you just pray we spank them Saturday so you can see them disappear ?

Failing that we shall just have to wait for their inevitable league collapse.

 

[Philzo-93]

Is your surname Ike?

No it's Brovlofski

 

[GT49er]

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Sorry lads, I got a bit carried away.

You probably will be!

 

[albion534]

Sorry lads, I got a bit carried away.

Isn't it past your bed time