How to get Brighton to the Premiership.

[Sompting_Seagull]

Zaha? ah see there's where you were unmasked,

 

[seagullondon]

First, promote Poyet to director and bring in a prestigious manager like Roberto Di matteo, champions league winner, and then entice a guy with a lot of money to buy the club, like the glazers or someone and start by buying kasper schemical, phil neville, matt upson, phil jagielka, ryan bertrand, keep vicente, buy scholes, bit of a long shot, but, he might come, buy kevin nolan and josh mchecheran, then bring in jordan rhodes and perhaps hernan crespo as he is no longer the player he was, do all this and we will be in the premiership and then buy players like matt jarvis, carlton cole, wilfred zaha, then as we start to win and earn a champions league spot we will buy eto, falcao, zanetti, lloris, RONALDINHO! PATO! KAKA! ADRIANO! maybe rooney, lampard and gerrard, we can become like england were and even buy BECKAHM! AND WE CAN HIRE MARCEL DESAILLY AS A ASSISTANT MANAGER AND GET IN ALEX FERGUSON WHEN HE LOOKS FOR A JOB IN A PEACEFUL LOCATION! OH THIS CAN BE SO GREAT, IN A FEW YEARS TIME WE CAN THE KINGS OF EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This. Marcel Desailly as assistant would be a genius move

 

[Ali_rrr]

I totally agree with you from a Palace point of view! How are you going to afford it considering your two year cycle? And why do you want to buy Zaha when you already have him...

 

[Bladders]

Ýouve not thought this through, kaka and Adriano are finished. No way TB would sanction those moves.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

How to get Brighton to the Premiership?
Get promoted from the championship.

Defo this, 1st or 2nd or via the play offs, pref 1st or 2nd. That is all

 

[Bladders]

Defo this, 1st or 2nd or via the play offs, pref 1st or 2nd. That is all

Thanks, I had no idea how promotion worked. 1st or 2nd you say?

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Thanks, I had no idea how promotion worked. 1st or 2nd you say?

Just clearing it up for Dave the OP Bladders, 'how to get Brighton promoted'. I'm perfectly aware that the team with the best pies go up

 

[Drebin]

First, promote Poyet to director and bring in a prestigious manager like Roberto Di matteo, champions league winner, and then entice a guy with a lot of money to buy the club, like the glazers or someone and start by buying kasper schemical, phil neville, matt upson, phil jagielka, ryan bertrand, keep vicente, buy scholes, bit of a long shot, but, he might come, buy kevin nolan and josh mchecheran, then bring in jordan rhodes and perhaps hernan crespo as he is no longer the player he was, do all this and we will be in the premiership and then buy players like matt jarvis, carlton cole, wilfred zaha, then as we start to win and earn a champions league spot we will buy eto, falcao, zanetti, lloris, RONALDINHO! PATO! KAKA! ADRIANO! maybe rooney, lampard and gerrard, we can become like england were and even buy BECKAHM! AND WE CAN HIRE MARCEL DESAILLY AS A ASSISTANT MANAGER AND GET IN ALEX FERGUSON WHEN HE LOOKS FOR A JOB IN A PEACEFUL LOCATION! OH THIS CAN BE SO GREAT, IN A FEW YEARS TIME WE CAN THE KINGS OF EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This plan, although very good, is being tried out at Blackburn and doesn't appear to be working.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Shall I? Suck my.............lovely sherbet lemons from the candy shack.

 

[essbee]

my ignore list has just been added to

 

[Worthingite]

I just bought the cat a new bed

I did that too tonight, a lovely fleecy job that sits over the radiator. Bitch won't go near it

 

[Doc Lynam]

First, promote Poyet to director and bring in a prestigious manager like Roberto Di matteo, champions league winner, and then entice a guy with a lot of money to buy the club, like the glazers or someone and start by buying kasper schemical, phil neville, matt upson, phil jagielka, ryan bertrand, keep vicente, buy scholes, bit of a long shot, but, he might come, buy kevin nolan and josh mchecheran, then bring in jordan rhodes and perhaps hernan crespo as he is no longer the player he was, do all this and we will be in the premiership and then buy players like matt jarvis, carlton cole, wilfred zaha, then as we start to win and earn a champions league spot we will buy eto, falcao, zanetti, lloris, RONALDINHO! PATO! KAKA! ADRIANO! maybe rooney, lampard and gerrard, we can become like england were and even buy BECKAHM! AND WE CAN HIRE MARCEL DESAILLY AS A ASSISTANT MANAGER AND GET IN ALEX FERGUSON WHEN HE LOOKS FOR A JOB IN A PEACEFUL LOCATION! OH THIS CAN BE SO GREAT, IN A FEW YEARS TIME WE CAN THE KINGS OF EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

First, promote Poyet to director and bring in a prestigious manager like Roberto Di matteo, champions league winner, and then entice a guy with a lot of money to buy the club, like the glazers or someone and start by buying kasper schemical, phil neville, matt upson, phil jagielka, ryan bertrand, keep vicente, buy scholes, bit of a long shot, but, he might come, buy kevin nolan and josh mchecheran, then bring in jordan rhodes and perhaps hernan crespo as he is no longer the player he was, do all this and we will be in the premiership and then buy players like matt jarvis, carlton cole, wilfred zaha, then as we start to win and earn a champions league spot we will buy eto, falcao, zanetti, lloris, RONALDINHO! PATO! KAKA! ADRIANO! maybe rooney, lampard and gerrard, we can become like england were and even buy BECKAHM! AND WE CAN HIRE MARCEL DESAILLY AS A ASSISTANT MANAGER AND GET IN ALEX FERGUSON WHEN HE LOOKS FOR A JOB IN A PEACEFUL LOCATION! OH THIS CAN BE SO GREAT, IN A FEW YEARS TIME WE CAN THE KINGS OF EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. So basically move Gus aside and buy a new squad.

You've been watching Chelsea too long fella.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

This post alone should get Bath-salts banned.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oh..and a bellend.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

We wouldn't need to do all that because we have a development squad and will have a cosmic training ground ..... eventually.

And i can't help thinking that if we still had "SKINT" as our shirt sponsor, everybody would want to play for us. Even if Norman can't afford to pay anything for it, i think it would be worth doing.

 

[blue and white stripes45]

First, promote Poyet to director and bring in a prestigious manager like Roberto Di matteo, champions league winner, and then entice a guy with a lot of money to buy the club, like the glazers or someone and start by buying kasper schemical, phil neville, matt upson, phil jagielka, ryan bertrand, keep vicente, buy scholes, bit of a long shot, but, he might come, buy kevin nolan and josh mchecheran, then bring in jordan rhodes and perhaps hernan crespo as he is no longer the player he was, do all this and we will be in the premiership and then buy players like matt jarvis, carlton cole, wilfred zaha, then as we start to win and earn a champions league spot we will buy eto, falcao, zanetti, lloris, RONALDINHO! PATO! KAKA! ADRIANO! maybe rooney, lampard and gerrard, we can become like england were and even buy BECKAHM! AND WE CAN HIRE MARCEL DESAILLY AS A ASSISTANT MANAGER AND GET IN ALEX FERGUSON WHEN HE LOOKS FOR A JOB IN A PEACEFUL LOCATION! OH THIS CAN BE SO GREAT, IN A FEW YEARS TIME WE CAN THE KINGS OF EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

obviously scum

 

[Waynflete]

Sorry lads, I got a bit carried away.

Don't apologise, it was a cracking post! Some people take things too seriously.

 

[StillHateBellotti]

David, just to confirm we will not be making an offer for Zaha, he is way too good for us...........