Withdean Wanderer
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The WORST job of the year, how on earth do you do it?!
(I get the feeling i have the present wrapping ability of a penguin)
(I get the feeling i have the present wrapping ability of a penguin)
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How the HELL do you wrap presents?!
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Withdean Wanderer said:The WORST job of the year, how on earth do you do it?!
(I get the feeling i have the present wrapping ability of a penguin)
My mum does mine because I seem to be genetically incapable of managing it.
Are you getting busier at work Mr. WW?
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Withdean Wanderer
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Ignore this thread, i just did a NSC search for 'wrapping presents' to check i couldn't be fixtured.....
http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63759&highlight=wrapping+presents
Brilliant!Withdean Wanderer said:
Ignore this thread, i just did a NSC search for 'wrapping presents' to check i couldn't be fixtured.....
http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63759&highlight=wrapping+presents
I never did hire anyone this year. I gave myself the mother of all backaches by wrapping while wearing my 14 pound daughter round my neck. Which was lovely.
Boxes, WW! Like I told you last year....
hitony
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you get married.................. (thats what females are there for ...is it not 
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hitony said:you get married.................. (thats what females are there for ...is it not
Doesn't help me much though....
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
hitony said:you get married.................. (thats what females are there for ...is it not
correct.
Their fingers are designed for the job.
dougdeep
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Buy gift bags. Sorted.
hitony
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Frutos said:Doesn't help me much though....
Borrow someone elses wife
(after all..it wont take long...will it ?)
hitony
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clippedgull said:
i think i see where your coming from
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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put as much tape on as possible, makes it exciting for them to open
Withdean Wanderer
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I have decided to adopt the 'put it off until Christmas eve' strategy!
hitony
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Race said:
Shhhsh or i will tell your auntie and uncle from up north
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Wrap your presents in tinfoil. Job done! 
Zesh Rehman
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Withdean Wanderer said:The WORST job of the year, how on earth do you do it?!
(I get the feeling i have the present wrapping ability of a penguin)
one word, CONK
Withdean Wanderer
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Tom Hark said:Wrap your presents in tinfoil. Job done!
That, is brilliant. Although i suspect they would still like something fresh from a horses rear.
Do they do Gold foil?
cheshunt seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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I'm OK if the gift is a standard symmetrical shape but, if not.....
A bottle of exotic bath oil from M&S completely stumped me this year, I wasted the best part of a roll of paper on
failed attempts. The resulting crumpled mess has been put right to the back of the tree.
A bottle of exotic bath oil from M&S completely stumped me this year, I wasted the best part of a roll of paper on
failed attempts. The resulting crumpled mess has been put right to the back of the tree.