Safeway
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How often do you SHAVE?
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The Wookiee
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Twice a day!!
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Safeway ...
What's the difference between "every other day" and "every couple of days"?
And "more often" than what? More often than daily? More often than "once a week", but less often than "every couple of days"?
And where's the option for "every three days, but only my neck, when my beard is short, but never when the beard has grown a bit"?
What's the difference between "every other day" and "every couple of days"?
And "more often" than what? More often than daily? More often than "once a week", but less often than "every couple of days"?
And where's the option for "every three days, but only my neck, when my beard is short, but never when the beard has grown a bit"?
Shizuoka Dolphin
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More and more these days it seems!
Safeway
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Lord Bracknell said:Safeway ...
What's the difference between "every other day" and "every couple of days"?
And "more often" than what? More often than daily? More often than "once a week", but less often than "every couple of days"?
And where's the option for "every three days, but only my neck, when my beard is short, but never when the beard has grown a bit"?
Oh for goodness sake.
'Every other day' is, for example, Monday, Wednesday, Friday etc. 'Every couple of days' is, for example, Monday, Thursday, Sunday etc. See?
'More often' is more often than the preceding four..........oh, f*** IT. MARTIN, can you pleeeease edit the 'More often' option so it reads 'Less often'. Thank you kindly.
Anyway, why did you look at this thread, you don't shave at all.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
About once a month, if that.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
My goatee is coming along nicely. I am shaving every morning to keep it's edges well defined, but I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon.
Bloke who sits opposite me has gone and bloody copied me now though. We look like a right couple of fags.
Bloke who sits opposite me has gone and bloody copied me now though. We look like a right couple of fags.
perth seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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I usually shave every other day.
But it depends on how I want to look.
If I want to look 'hard', I won't shave for a couple of days.
If I want to pick up young women, then I'll have a clean cut because it makes me look a lot younger, rather than the dirty old man I am.
But it depends on how I want to look.
If I want to look 'hard', I won't shave for a couple of days.
If I want to pick up young women, then I'll have a clean cut because it makes me look a lot younger, rather than the dirty old man I am.
Lord Bracknell
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Hasn't MARTIN had his privileges cut off?Safeway said:oh, f*** IT. MARTIN, can you pleeeease edit the 'More often' option so it reads 'Less often'. Thank you kindly.
Anyway, why did you look at this thread, you don't shave at all.
If not, why not?
Not to worry, BEARDIE's made the change.
BEARDIE only looks at NSC to keep a bit of discipline on here. As Crabtree says, these things are IMPORTANT.
Safeway said:Oh for goodness sake.
'Every other day' is, for example, Monday, Wednesday, Friday etc. 'Every couple of days' is, for example, Monday, Thursday, Sunday etc. See?
So a courting couple can have three in it, can it?
A couple is and always has been TWO.
delias love child
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I'm doing a pastiche of one of the truly great names in Albions history, Alan Cork. When at Sheff. Utd, he didn't shave until their 1992/93 FA cup run ended. Therefore I shall not require a Mach 3 until May, when the mighty Canaries ( Intermittant floodlights, but a real football ground, before you bring up that old chestnut) are promoted back to where they belong. That said, on current form, maybe I'll be shaving at Easter!!!!
jonnyboylennon
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Where's the option for 2-3 times a week?
Honestly STEVEN, what a f***ing SHIT poll.
Honestly STEVEN, what a f***ing SHIT poll.
delias love child
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well said. and maybe, knowing you as I did. a section for pre-pubescent girls?
Albion Rob
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About every fourth or fifth day, pathetic I know, and no option for that.
I notice none of the female members of the board have bothered to answer
I notice none of the female members of the board have bothered to answer
I shave every day - and if I'm going out in the evening, I'll shave again.
Which option should I go for... mmm... where is the 'More often' option then ??
Which option should I go for... mmm... where is the 'More often' option then ??
Safeway
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jonnyboylennon said:Where's the option for 2-3 times a week?
Honestly STEVEN, what a f***ing SHIT poll.
How many days in a week? SEVEN. How many twos or threes in a week? TWO OR THREE. Therefore you choose either the 'every other day' or 'every couple of days' option.
You really are a f***ing RETARD at times.
Safeway said:How many days in a week? SEVEN. How many twos or threes in a week? TWO OR THREE. Therefore you choose either the 'every other day' or 'every couple of days' option.
You really are a f***ing RETARD at times.
But what if he shaves twice a day on one day, and then shaves again later in the week.
Safeway, do you need to shave yet?
... and the 'More often' option ??
I must say this is a pretty shabby attempt at a poll
I must say this is a pretty shabby attempt at a poll
jonnyboylennon
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Listen, pedro, if there is no option for 2-3 times a week I'M NOT VOTING.
How d'ya like them apples, you MINCEBAG?
How d'ya like them apples, you MINCEBAG?