how off topic can an off topic topic go?

[desprateseagull]

starting here..

monkey.

over to you.

 

[The Large One]

Pineapples being despondent on Tuesdays.

Discuss.

 

[ali jenkins]

How long does it take to fry sausages?

 

[desprateseagull]

its not my job to discuss (can o worms..)

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

How long does it take to fry sausages?

I fancy sausages now

 

[rospants]

what came first the chicken or the turkey?

 

[desprateseagull]

was it sent recorded?

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

McGhee out

 

[Bakesy]

Stop blaming Desert Orchid, it's not his fault he's dead.

 

[The Large One]

Which is the nicer colour in the Dulux Nietchze range - Hint of Melancholy or Autumn Disdain?

 

[ali jenkins]

I fancy sausages now

You wanna speek to Tommy Boy!

 

[rospants]

who is sexier, richard or judy??

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I once failed my cycling proficiency test.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

So.....why isn't Kev posting much anymore?

 

[rospants]

ive got a female friend who used to be a male

 

[ali jenkins]

So.....why isn't Kev posting much anymore?

Couldnt afford the internet connection i heard, not sure if its true or not though.

 

[desprateseagull]

carol vorderman never gave richard whitley one off the top...

 

[ali jenkins]

carol vorderman never gave richard whitley one off the top...

bet SIR des got one though

 

[The Large One]

E-E-E-XTRAORDINARY...

 

[Superphil]

Dickie and the Noble Doughnuts