How much do you swear?

[spongy]

Just been looking through my Facebook and saw a link to a Buzzfeed quiz asking 'how sweary are you?'

I swear a lot all day at work, up the pub and at the football so thought I'd do quite well, but only scored a paltry 42

Which brings me on to my one of my favourite swear words, the legendary cockjugglingthunderc**t.

What are the origins of this insult? I've only ever seen it used on here so was impressed to see it featured!!

Have a go and post your scores

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-sweary-are-you?s=mobile

 

[Kazenga <3]

None of your ****ing business you ****

 

[TheJasperCo]

Hardly ever

 

[Trigger]

**** *** ******** ****** * ****

 

[pastafarian]

59.....well chuffed

Piers Morgan and C###puddle listed on the same survey.....great stuff!

and whats a douchecanoe?

 

[bravohotelalpha]

I'm a bit f*cking sweary ....

 

[dougdeep]

Never.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I've passed on the swearing gene to [MENTION=4313]RM-Taylor[/MENTION]

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Not as much as the plank that sits behind me at the Amex, but probably more than I should. I certainly try and avoid swearing when kids (esp. Grandkids) are about.

 

[vegster]

Apart from the odd four letter word when in the famous hammer/thumb brick/foot type situations absolutely never. However I think swear words quite often, and, that's the best way to swear.

Got a score of 30

 

[Ravids]

Not that f*cking often really.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Perhaps I should quantify my earlier comment: 26/70

 

[smeg]

A disappointing 39 but some of the words were just childish

 

[skipper734]

What like...............I'm a little cowboy, I don't swear, shit, bugger, arshole I don't care.

 

[father_and_son]

Just been looking through my Facebook and saw a link to a Buzzfeed quiz asking 'how sweary are you?'

I swear a lot all day at work, up the pub and at the football so thought I'd do quite well, but only scored a paltry 42

Which brings me on to my one of my favourite swear words, the legendary cockjugglingthunderc**t.

What are the origins of this insult? I've only ever seen it used on here so was impressed to see it featured!!

Have a go and post your scores

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-sweary-are-you?s=mobile

Don't know if it was the first use, but CJTC appears in Blade Trinity. Hannibal King uses it to describe the female vampire that bit him (Danica Talos).

And I swear far too much, I don't need a test to tell me. Trouble is I work in a very sweary office so hard not too.

 

[spongy]

I could have got more but I chose not to click on the American versions of our words as I don't technically use them. And there was only a few I didn't know, including douchecanoe.

 

[TrickyOne]

uh oh..didn't fair to good on this one!! 31-70! **** it!

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I stopped the fu**ing test on question 8 coz the questions sounded like they'd been written by a c***

 

[albion534]

61 for me

 

[Questions]

A good solid 47. Apparently - according to the brickie on site - I broke the record for f.u ks in a minute a few weeks back when cracking a bone in my hand with my hammer. Luckily the lady of the house was out. Mind you she's a ****.