How Many Women Are Going To Be At The Nsc Meet Up?

[The Large One]

...and are any of them going to drive there?

It looks to me a bit like it's going to be a Village People convention at the Nelson. I mean, all those blokes. People think we might be a bunch of bennies.

Any cabaret lined up? Drag queen? Abba tribute?

Personally, I would bring Rachel from S Club 7, but she's already promised to help at a jumble sale at the WI that evening. Kirsty Gallacher also said she'd like to come, but she is pre-occupied bleeding the brakes on her Nissan Cherry.

Bugger.

 

[Braders]

any chance getting britney?

 

[Artois]

Personally, I would bring Rachel from S Club 7

I have already stated that Mrs Artois CANNOT attend. Now stop asking.

 

[Braders]

go on bring un tie her and bring her along!

 

[Trigger]

Trotster, BAG, Lady Bracknell, Safeway, i make that 4 ladies

 

[The Large One]

go on bring un tie her and bring her along!

What?

 

[Braders]

so women ; how many of you lot !

 

[Artois]

Braders, are you on drugs?

 

[Braders]

talking to artois thelargeone!

 

[Braders]

artois - no !

 

[Artois]

Yorkie has told me that she might be coming, depends if she gets a good offer on her house tomorrow.

 

[Harvey]

...and are any of them going to drive there?

Why...are you going to try and nick their cars whilst they're not looking?

 

[Braders]

so 4 / 1? : loads

 

[bhaexpress]

Well Mrs BHA (to be) can't attend either however, I'd call her a woman but certainly not a lady.

 

[The Large One]

Artois - tell Yorkie I'll offer £3.5m for her house, and throw in my 1972 Jensen Interceptor. OK now, is she coming or not?

 

[Braders]

so the whole thing be worth = £3.5m !

 

[The Large One]

A 1972 Jensen Interceptor is a very canny contraption. The stuff of Jason King, the Persuaders etc. Oh, God, we're back to the camp stuff again.

Anyway, no way is Yorkie having my 1964 Aston Martin DB.

 

[Braders]

then she'll prob think twice ! LOL

 

[The Large One]

So, we may have Yorkie. Plus Trotster, BAG, Lady Bracknell, Safeway, if they are in drag. Poor show isn't it?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

All together now .........

Young man, theres no need to feel down.
I said young man, when you're in a strange town
i said go down to the Nelsons bar
there's no need to be unhappy ...........