How many Valentine's cards will you send

[Uncle Spielberg]

Be bold or not to be bold, that is the question.

Will you send 0 , 1 - the obligatory card to the other half or more than 1, dare you just dare you rick sending a card to the attractive Blonde woman that works on the other side of the office with a ?.

If you send one be bold, just put your name on it with something like " I have fancied you for ages are you up for it ? ".

Its a sure fire winner I tell ya.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Just don't put them in the wrong envelope, Gareth.
(don't seem to have an avatar for man nailed to garage door by his nads....)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good point Roz.

I am sending none and expecting none however.

 

[Starry]

Two to Mr Starry and a few to Small Child.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Two for me. Going to send one to Debbie and Julie. I’ve dated Julie on a couple of occasions but it didn’t work out for reasons that will remain private.

But will send them both one on Thursday. The best bit about it is, is that I’m leaving who I am at the bottom. The reason being is, is that if they are single and if they are really interested then they’d do some research into what I’ve left at the bottom of the card. I know what you’re all thinking but I’ve left a message in Cambodian and if they really wanted to find out who the card is from then they'd do their homework and if they do it well enough then they’d find the trail to my door step. If they take that option then who knows………..

 

[ShorehamGull]

Several Hundred, will spend all week writing them
Not really decided yet

 

[Braders]

a big fat 0

 

[DTES]

Its a sure fire winner I tell ya.

Oh dear. Courtesy of GG Betting Tips LTD. I'll not be sending then...

Not that I was anyway, mind...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

and a few to Small Child.

Should you be telling us that?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Where's the option for "None. I refuse to bail out Clinton Cards during an otherwise quiet part of their year" ?

Same applies to Saint Patrick's Day, Mother's Day, Easter, Father's Day and any other "Day" for that matter.

And here's today's gardening news...

ROSES DO NOT BLOOM IN FEBRUARY. Except in the southern hemisphere, from where they can be exported to northern Europe at considerable cost to the wellbeing of the planet.

 

[DTES]

Considerable cost to the planet? All I remember is the considerable cost to the wallet...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Same applies to Saint Patrick's Day

Why would you send someone a card on St Patrick's Day?

 

[John Boy]

Why would you send someone a card on St Patrick's Day?

To wish them a happy Saint Patricks day

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Why would you send someone a card on St Patrick's Day?

F*ck knows.

This one comes complete with a disgusting medley of Scottish tunes

 

[Brighton Breezy]

That card is positively awful Lord B.

Where can I get one?

 

[Starry]

Should you be telling us that?

Sure. I know lots of parents that send cards to their children, and a chocolate heart under pillow for when they wake up.

 

[John Boy]

http://www.happydaycards.com/stories/kermit.html

 

[saltash seagull]

i shouldnt think ill b troubling the postman next monday cos i wont be sending any and doubt i'll be recieving any

 

[DTES]

Well, I wasn't going to send any. But if you really want to impress:

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

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