[Misc] How many poos do you do each day?

[GJN1]

Given that we can talk about these things openly these days, I thought I'd start a poll. Me? I do four or five. I did the Bowel Cancer test thing I got through the post recently and that was all clear, so I suspect I'm OK.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Do you have IBS or similar? 4 or 5 per day seems a lot, but who knows. Poll results will be interesting.

 

[Eeyore]

There's no option for 1-2 ( a viable option that I fit into)

 

[Titanic]

Shit poll.

Less than 1.

 

[Alwaysblue]

I did see that anything between 3 to 21 per week is normal!

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Usually once but occasionally a couple and occasionally skip a day. Usually balances out though.

 

[Questions]

I had a hot curry on Monday night so I’m running above average atm.
In fact arse like the Japanese flag.

 

[worthingseagull]

Usually once but occasionally a couple and occasionally skip a day. Usually balances out though.

what he said

 

[nwgull]

Depends on eating habits and excercise. It would normally be 1 good solid dump, but I seem to have a mild lactose intolerance so if I have cold milk for breakfast then it's usually 2, and going running will often get me moving as well so sometimes as many as 3.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Do you have IBS or similar? 4 or 5 per day seems a lot, but who knows. Poll results will be interesting.

Or maybe they’re a Coprophiliac and just like talking about poo?

 

[sydney]

Given that we can talk about these things openly these days, I thought I'd start a poll. Me? I do four or five. I did the Bowel Cancer test thing I got through the post recently and that was all clear, so I suspect I'm OK.

5 shits is ok for someone that thinks James Bond is a cock i suppose .......does it just sort of fall out of you like dirty washing...??

 

[jordanseagull]

It's the international break then?

 

[HeaviestTed]

I started the year with the goal of counting how many shits I had all year, I lost track at 79 a couple of weeks ago.

I will try again next year.

 

[GJN1]

5 shits is ok for someone that thinks James Bond is a cock i suppose .......does it just sort of fall out of you like dirty washing...??

James Bond is a fictional character.

 

[Normal Rob]

Hmm - depends on how work is. Sometimes i pop for a poo if i fancy a break away from my desk. I may not need a poo of course, but sometimes just being there makes one come along. So to summarise, usually once a day, but if work days are slow maybe 2 or 3.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

One and done - usually at about 10 am.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Hmm - depends on how work is. Sometimes i pop for a poo if i fancy a break away from my desk. I may not need a poo of course, but sometimes just being there makes one come along. So to summarise, usually once a day, but if work days are slow maybe 2 or 3.

Ahh...the old rabbit pellet poop break eh?

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[GJN1]

One and done - usually at about 10 am.

Is there such a thing as poo envy?

 

[sydney]

James Bond is a fictional character.

whereas your anus seems to have a loose grip on things in general....5 shits a day ....nah , summing wrong there moosh.