How many long running jokes does NSC have

[Mowgli37]

How could we forget Hiney Art?!

 

[symyjym]

Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year.
This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.

Long running joke

 

[Cosmic Joker]

Kumquat's perpetually crying girlfriend

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Ernest's winter coat
Correction -Cosmic Joker-------it was my winter coat

 

[StonehamPark]

Lesser known/used running jokes:

The signing is imminent.

Yes, but how many will they bring?!

Whoosh.

What was that bang?

BG.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Off the top of my head -

Michael Owen and Kanchelskis
fixtu........
Wheel loose
HB&B the journalist
Shoreham having a posh end
FFS Murray
Enrest
Every time the adverts come on it's 'Who Killed the F*ing Zutons'

Others

Is this not starting a thread about another member?

Or is he just obsessed with me ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

GOSBTS Ring tone

... for a Nokia.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Is this not starting a thread about another member?

Or is he just obsessed with me ?

Well it wouldn't f cking happen in Hollingdean Tim!

 

[Blackadder]

Not really a joke but the usual threads trying to push season ticket sales down and "£30 for prem opposition. I am not paying that!"

Which pub in London before the game? (There is only one).

Recipes used to be posted on boring/troll posts.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Meeting at the Blue Parrot.
Not so much a joke but when things are were going well - Marvellous scenes, scenes to marvel at - was frequently posted

 

[Hugo Rune]

Sheffield Wednesday [emoji23]

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Whelan's broken leg

 

[catfish]

About time we had a drum.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Well it wouldn't f cking happen in Hollingdean Tim!

Oooooh you're a cheeky monkey

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Will no-one think of the children of Mile Oak?

 

[Goldstone1976]

The fluffy badger lovers thinking every year that their favourite has a chance in WHC. (It's rigged)

 

[severnside gull]

Ben's Grandad and that Football Rumours site

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The Labour Party Winning Election thread (to be continued way past 2020)

Once the boundary changes are made and the number of MPs are reduced to 600 that thread will still be going in 2055

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Not sure if it counts but mentions of Lewis Dunk KILLING Billy Sharp often get a giggle.

 

[Hillian1]

We're a bigger club than (insert name here)