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How many keepie uppies could you do?



Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
As a kiddie and right now?

Me - probably about 30 as a kiddie and right now no more than 6.


and who remembers footie games like wallball, square and 'headers and volleys'?
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,425
Location Location
I can sometimes get into the 30s when me and Easy 8 go for a kickabout, usually somewhere in the 20s though. The secret is use your KNEES a lot - piece of piss juggling a ball on them. I get into trouble when I start trying to head it though, I lose all control.
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
I think 76 is my highest. Always been shit at Keepie Uppies.
 




Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,455
Sussex
unlimited as a kid and unlimited now, always been good at juggling , used to practice with oranges then i moved into the modern age with a hacky sack. Big ball is piece of piss after that
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
not even 1? Jeez, that takes real skill!:D

I am the worst, I mean the worst football player in the known universe. I never was any good, I never got better and I will always be shit.

I'm okay at Rugby, athletics, most others but football fails me everytime.
 














Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
I am the worst, I mean the worst football player in the known universe. I never was any good, I never got better and I will always be shit.

Having been arse raped by Bobby Charlton has left physical as well as emotional scars.
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
If you have managed to do 76 keepie-uppies, then you are NOT shit at keepie-uppies.

FACT.

I only did that once and to be honest I don't think that is that impressive. I know people who can go into the hundreds doing it.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,425
Location Location
I only did that once and to be honest I don\\\'t think that is that impressive. I know people who can go into the hundreds doing it.
Well I thoguht I wasn;t TOO bad at them.
But having read this thread, its quite clear that I am, in fact, utter turd. I am now in the early stages of trying to come to terms with that.
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
about 50/60 before getting bored and trying to do tricks , before eventually falling on my arse! :(
 


Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,711
Bishops Stortford
I used to be able to keep it up for hours, but age has taken its toll. :smokin:
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I never went above 300, but nowadays i fear i can't top about 25. Although i can slightly blame that on an endless dizziness and just about 85% feeling in my kicking leg.
I always enjoyed the left foot, right foot, left knee, right knee, left shoulder, right shoulder, header trick. The magic seven, as it's somewhere known.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Don't know 'square', but used to play wallball, Wembley, Three-and-In and Headers-and-Volleys'.

square was where there was a good sized square and you passed it to each other but you were only allowed one touch and you had to keep the ball in the square. The rules got vague as to what was a pass and what wasn't. Loads of aggro ensued as I recall.

How did Wembley go then?
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
square was where there was a good sized square and you passed it to each other but you were only allowed one touch and you had to keep the ball in the square. The rules got vague as to what was a pass and what wasn't. Loads of aggro ensued as I recall.

How did Wembley go then?

one goal , everyone else out on pitch - score and you go through innit :cool:

it was all about the Wembley doubles
 


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