[News] How Long Before Jazz clapping is enforced at Football grounds (PC gone mad (again?))

[studio150]

Now applying at Student Union Events, will this spread everywhere now and become common practice at football grounds.

PC gone mad or long overdue

Alternatively PL crowds are way ahead of this given the near library atmosphere

 

[Badger]

Ah Students Unions, they always tackle the big issues.

I'm pretty sure I'd get more anxious seeing a crowd of people doing jazz hands than if they were clapping.

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What is this 'Jazz clamping' of which OP speaks?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

What is this 'Jazz clamping' of which OP speaks?

Count Basie fallen on hard times working for BHCC parking enforcement, probably.

 

[Bozza]

What is this 'Jazz clamping' of which OP speaks?

I was wondering that myself. Assumed it was the sort of activity undertaken when no one else was home and you close the curtains.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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Now applying at Student Union Events, will this spread everywhere now and become common practice at football grounds.

PC gone mad or long overdue

Alternatively PL crowds are way ahead of this given the near library atmosphere

It's up there with those silent discos.
PC gone mad IMO

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Silly bollocks students with piss all else to worry about.

Once they get jobs and a mortgage they'll realise what cocks they were.

What are they going to say when introducing someone then? "I'd like you to all put your hands together for... oh... sorry... I'd like to to keep your hands apart and waggle them for our special guest... "

Dicks.

 

[Argartu]

I was wondering that myself. Assumed it was the sort of activity undertaken when no one else was home and you close the curtains.

Jazz hands are the BSL equivalent of applause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV6k9PjnzyQ

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Jazz hands are the BSL equivalent of applause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV6k9PjnzyQ

I'm sorry, but why not just have actual clapping as the 'BSL for clapping' - or am I missing something?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's up there with those silent discos.
PC gone mad IMO

The sound of snowflakes

 

[Gary Leeds]

Cant they just take some Es and get over it?

And they are saying it's better for people with sensory issues, what if the performer is blind? They will think nobody is there

 

[Mackenzie]

wankers.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Silly bollocks students with piss all else to worry about.

Once they get jobs and a mortgage they'll realise what cocks they were.

What are they going to say when introducing someone then? "I'd like you to all put your hands together for... oh... sorry... I'd like to to keep your hands apart and waggle them for our special guest... "

Dicks.

University of Life?

 

[Wozza]

It's up there with those silent discos.
PC gone mad IMO

Silent discos are - or can be - great.

 

[jakarta]

I have a more suitable hand display for them...

 

[Gazwag]

What is this 'Jazz clamping' of which OP speaks?

When I opened the thread I was thinking why just Honda Jazz cars why not every car

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I look forward to the first minutes jazz handing to pay tribute to someone who has recently passed.

 

[pearl]

God forbid they ever venture out into the REAL world then

 

[AmexRuislip]

Silent discos are - or can be - great.

Paul Oakenfold recently played one Stonehenge, must've been quite surreal.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-45516636