How in the HELL do you warm a TOILET seat ?

[John Dorian]

Hi all,

Bit of a dilemma, really need a number 2, but on the way to work my car was telling me it is -2 degrees outside, also, as I got to work the door was nearly frozen shut, which doesnt bode well as I now need to take a poo, but the toilet is one of those really f***ed up outdoor ones...anybody know how I would go about warming it up cause I think I either may get stuck to it, or its going to cause a few tears and a case of "wet face"....BAD times.

Is it a case of a rub with the hands ? or toilet roll the bad boy ?

Kind Regards

Jonathan Dorian.

 

[dougdeep]

Thou's lucky. You should try crapping in a lay-by in the early hours.

 

[John Dorian]

Thou's lucky. You should try crapping in a lay-by in the early hours.

Good point. My mum used to say in canada when you spit and its bloody cold, its frozen before it hits the ground. Is this the same in England for your crapping experience ?

 

[Dr Q]

pee on it first?

 

[Mendoza]

this is why this was invented
*WINNER*

 

[Muzzman]

Buy a Japanese one

 

[John Dorian]

this is why this was invented
*WINNER*

Tea. Nose. Out of. Brilliant. Thanks Brett.