How Fast Do They Drive in Portslade?

[dougdeep]

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10985878.Car_crashes_into_house_in_Portslade_after_police__chase_/

It even took the roof tiles off.

 

[portslade seagull]

Just driven past Police cars everywhere still looking for the 3 on the run and the smell of burnt Oil in the air, was in the garden earlier when the chase was going on loads of sirens sounded like one of the American chases

 

[champion7]

That would explain why I was forced of the road by 3 police cars at the top of Fox Way.

 

[Grassman]

Dear old Portslade, my hometown. I miss you.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Not as fast as some of the murderous *******s who drive lorries on the m25 in the rain at 70 mph on the tail of cars trying to drive carefully and safely!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Not as fast as some of the murderous *******s who drive lorries on the m25 in the rain at 70 mph on the tail of cars trying to drive carefully and safely!

Lorries are generally limited to 56 so I guess it's you.

 

[dougdeep]

It sounds like Granny is a lane hogger.

 

[Dave the OAP]

It sounds like Granny is a lane hogger.

Really! What hogging the inside lane.

You buffoon

If you don't think this happens, you must be one of them

 

[Dave the OAP]

Lorries are generally limited to 56 so I guess it's you.

So what is the active word in that sentence then?

If you drive on the m25 as much as I do, that statement is laughable

 

[dougdeep]

Really! What hogging the inside lane.

You buffoon

If you don't think this happens, you must be one of them

Get your speedo checked.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Get your speedo checked.

Lorry driver with his head firmly up his arse shock!

 

[dougdeep]

Lorry driver with his head firmly up his arse shock!

I think you have the wrong man.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I saw an Argus board outside a shop that said DRIVER CAUGHT SPEEDING EVERY TEN MINUTES and thought they must be the worst driver on the road

 

[Garage_Doors]

So what is the active word in that sentence then?

If you drive on the m25 as much as I do, that statement is laughable

I bought an automatic because of the M25. It's only the corridors that get clogged.
Certain part run freely if you use the entire circumference.

 

[scooter1]

I saw an Argus board outside a shop that said DRIVER CAUGHT SPEEDING EVERY TEN MINUTES and thought they must be the worst driver on the road

Rio Ferdinand

 

[lawros left foot]

I saw an Argus board outside a shop that said DRIVER CAUGHT SPEEDING EVERY TEN MINUTES and thought they must be the worst driver on the road

Kemy,got his license back then?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just driven past Police cars everywhere still looking for the 3 on the run and the smell of burnt Oil in the air, was in the garden earlier when the chase was going on loads of sirens sounded like one of the American chases

Without going into it too much, the sirens you heard were nothing to do with the "chase" (as the Argus like to label it).

Pretty much just ambulances & fire & police getting to the scene.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ever experienced driving in Bexhill (cemetry with lights), during rush hour.
Imagine cars as coffins driving on the roads, its frightning.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ever experienced driving in Bexhill (cemetry with lights), during rush hour.
Imagine cars as coffins driving on the roads, its frightning.

Is there such a thing as a rush hour in Bexhill?

I assume it resembles an assembly line at the Honda Jazz factory.

 

[AmexRuislip]

A mechanic friend of mine in Bexhill, years ago said that he had an elderly lady come in to his garage complaing that her car was not running right.
Diagnosis was that she had had the manual choke pulled out fully so she could hang her bag on it.