How Fast Do They Drive in Portslade?

[franks brother]

A mechanic friend of mine in Bexhill, years ago said that he had an elderly lady come in to his garage complaing that her car was not running right.
Diagnosis was that she had had the manual choke pulled out fully so she could hang her bag on it.

Or the young girl driver pouring oil down the dipstick hole,

 

[studio150]

How fast do they drive in Portslade?

Obviously no more than 20mph given the picture, as surely every driver adheres fully to the Greens imposed transport policy and when they see a 20 sign slow down to walking pace.

 

[portslade seagull]

The house is now all boarded up

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The house is now all boarded up

Well it would have been pretty draughty if it hadn't been.

 

[Jesus Gul]

someone call Roy Grace...

 

[Petunia]

someone call Roy Grace...

Why call Roy, Grace? Isn't it "Dave" day?

 

[geodavies]

Not as fast as some of the murderous *******s who drive lorries on the m25 in the rain at 70 mph on the tail of cars trying to drive carefully and safely!

Big hard men...

 

[WATFORD zero]

Big hard men...

Think you may have posted that on the wrong forum

 

[Jesus Gul]

Why call Roy, Grace? Isn't it "Dave" day?

Not sure what it has to do with the lion-maned publican

The one Roy Grace book I read starts with an Audi crashing in Puerto del Slade