[Football] How do you take your knee?

[Herr Tubthumper]

We are now many games into the Euros, so how do you take your pre-match knee? Have you settled on a particular knee? Or do you alternate game to game? Do you add a clenched fist? Or is there something else you add?

And do you have any knee taking tips? I had to be helped up after wearing skinny jeans so I recommend loose fitting slacks for a successful and complete execution. In fact I recommend loose fitting slacks for any man my age; not sure what I was thinking that night.

Over to you.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

 

[BN9 BHA]

You forgot to log in as Crodo

 

[Hampster Gull]

Im left footed but take the knee with my right foot
Need to find my rainbow underpants

 

[Swansman]

I have bad knees and a bad soul so I dont do it all.

Usually just smoke a cigarette before kick off.

 

[maltaseagull]

I don't take the knee but do squats every day and hear my knees click each time.

 

[Baker lite]

I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.

 

[phoenix]

We are now many games into the Euros, so how do you take your pre-match knee? Have you settled on a particular knee? Or do you alternate game to game? Do you add a clenched fist? Or is there something else you add?

And do you have any knee taking tips? I had to be helped up after wearing skinny jeans so I recommend loose fitting slacks for a successful and complete execution. In fact I recommend loose fitting slacks for any man my age; not sure what I was thinking that night.

Over to you.

Are all your 51678 odd post this good?

 

[rogersix]

I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.

classy

 

[pastafarian]

I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.

Usual work day at Southern Rail then

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Are all your 51678 odd post this good?

Thank you for the compliment. To answer your question, my mid career “wouldn’t happen in Germany” period was probably my most consistent and successful but I feel I can still hit those heights from time to time…..the 1901 coat rail saga being an example.

 

[Razzoo]

I don't go in for meaningless signals of piety. I find just not being racist is sufficient.

 

[Eeyore]

I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.

You don't need the rabbit. Give PPF a call.

 

[Baker lite]

You don't need the rabbit. Give PPF a call.

Pm me his numbers please x

 

[Bry Nylon]

Thank you for the compliment. To answer your question, my mid career “wouldn’t happen in Germany” period was probably my most consistent and successful but I feel I can still hit those heights from time to time…..the 1901 coat rail saga being an example.

I can see a ‘Southbank Show’ special...

 

[Eeyore]

I took the knee at the first match. I don't need to take it again. I'm still stuck in my original position.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Are all your 51678 odd post this good?

It is indeed a very valid question.

He tends to go for quantity over quality.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.

An actual timetable would be good

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I took the knee at the first match. I don't need to take it again. I'm still stuck in my original position.

Skinny jeans?

 

[Eeyore]

Skinny jeans?

No, degenerative spine. It was a weekend, so I was in my skirt thankfully.