How do you excite your Pussie?

[public school boy]

I'm getting quite worried here.I keep trying new different things but she just does not seem interested. Is there anything any of you can suggest. Whiskers, Felix, Go Cat etc. Her brother is getting just as fussy. They will eat cooked chicken or fish but that gets quite expensive after a while.

 

[bhaexpress]

I let the dog chase it.

 

[foul old ron]

Set fire to its tail.

 

[coventrygull]

I excite my pussy with my tongue

 

[Frutos]

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[Philzo-93]

I excite my pussy with my tongue

How original

 

[coventrygull]

How original

I know

 

[clippedgull]

 

[johnnyrocketpants]

I hate people that hurt cats. Hate them a lot.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Stick sellotape to its back. It really is the funniest thing.

Video YouTube - Cat Vs. Sellotape

Actually if you put it over all 4 of it's paws, even better. They lose their sense of balance and do this weird spasticated dance thing.

 

[element]

Put down Tesco CheapoEconomyCatFood and leave it there

The cat(s) will eat it when they're hungry

They're mugging you off at the minute

 

[dougdeep]

Pilchards are cheap, give them a go.

 

[public school boy]

The woman next door has a big fluffy ginger one that's always dribbling when I see it and judging by the smell of it, it has a personal hygiene problem.
Should I offer to wash it for her?

 

[Superphil]

I excite my pussy with my tongue

And there was me thinking you were a boy!

I guess it's a good trick if your tongue is long enough

 

[coventrygull]

And there was me thinking you were a boy!

I guess it's a good trick if your tongue is long enough

Actually my pussy has two legs and nice tits and loves a sausage

 

[Don Quixote]

My pussy is a f***ing massive black thing. I wouldnt go near it, it is savage.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Kin 'ell: what a carry-on...

 

[Horsham Gull]

 

[lighthouse]

And there was me thinking you were a boy!

I guess it's a good trick if your tongue is long enough

especially if you can also breathe through your ears

 

[murraymints4brighton]

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