How come this hasn't been mentioned??

[magoo]

I heard Cheryl Cole is in the running to replace Skank Osbourne on X-Factor!!

Get in!

 

[tip top]

probably because no one gives a f***

 

[cardboard]

probably because no one gives a f***

Is the correct answer

 

[Da Man Clay]

probably because no one gives a f***

Correct.

 

[magoo]

yes they bloody do!!

this isn't about X-Factor, it's about Cor-Factor!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

snorefest.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[sten_super]

probably because no one gives a f***

I agree entirely. The day I every watch an episode of that shit is the day I top myself. Although having said that...

I heard Cheryl Cole is in the running to replace Skank Osbourne on X-Factor!!

Get in!

... I was unfortunate enough to see this

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cheryl Cole is new X Factor judge

on the BBC news website. So she's not even in the running, she just IS. Still would rather chop off my own testicles with a rusty spoon and then eat them then watch that shit though.

 

[Elder for England]

Actually I can confirm, she is a new judge on the X Factor, for all of you that so desperately wanted to know for sure.

I think it's brilliant!

 

[REDLAND]

probably because no one gives a f***

(once again) agreed

 

[Elder for England]

I agree entirely. The day I every watch an episode of that shit is the day I top myself. Although having said that...




... I was unfortunate enough to see this

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cheryl Cole is new X Factor judge

on the BBC news website. So she's not even in the running, she just IS. Still would rather chop off my own testicles with a rusty spoon and then eat them then watch that shit though.

Oh damn you beat me to it!

 

[tip top]

yes they bloody do!!

this isn't about X-Factor, it's about Cor-Factor!

boring-factor

cheryl f***ing annoying factor

get out of your house and do something else-factor

 

[Elder for England]

Don't come on here and pretend you're not going to watch it. You give it all that and when comes down to Saturday night you'll turn over to see Cheryl Cole now she has become a judge.


.........Expect ratings to go up (new viewers from NSC).

 

[bhaexpress]

If Cheryl wants to take revenge on her husband than I don't mind offering my services.

 

[sten_super]

get out of your house and do something else-factor

That's quality!

Don't come on here and pretend you're not going to watch it. You give it all that and when comes down to Saturday night you'll turn over to see Cheryl Cole now she has become a judge.


.........Expect ratings to go up (new viewers from NSC).

Nope, afraid not. I have never (repeat NEVER) seen a single episode of any of these programs, and I pray that I won't ever have to. The problem with her on the show is that she is going to have to TALK. If it was silent, I may be tempted to watch, but every time she opens her mouth any attraction just GOES.

 

[Elder for England]

That's quality!



Nope, afraid not. I have never (repeat NEVER) seen a single episode of any of these programs, and I pray that I won't ever have to. The problem with her on the show is that she is going to have to TALK. If it was silent, I may be tempted to watch, but every time she opens her mouth any attraction just GOES.

Why?

 

[sten_super]

Why?

Her voice fucks me off. It's just annoying.

 

[Elder for England]

Really? Oh I like it

 

[RM-Taylor]

When are these shit programmes going to end

 

[magoo]

"ooh look at me i'm so high brow not watching reality TV and shit!"

for those in the know, reality TV knowledge = chicks

 

[Mendoza]

It must be difficult for the contestants to be told they cannot sing, by 3 people who well............cannot sing