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How agonising/heroic will Scotland's failure to reach the World Cup be?



Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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It's not that I didn't believe you, but I still can't get my head around it.

"At the last campaign we were the second smallest, apart from Spain." That must be why Spain are so shit.

He's not even joking is he :facepalm:


Not only that, but there must be a fair few in that squad who are, in reality, about as authentically Scottish as I am (Chris Martin? Jordan Rhodes? Matt Ritchie?). Having one granny born in Inverness is surely no more likely to impact on one's physical stature than it's going to cause ginger hair, a penchant for Buckfast or a lifelong appreciation of the comedic talents of Jeanette Krankie.
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
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Sheffield
Not only that, but there must be a fair few in that squad who are, in reality, about as authentically Scottish as I am (Chris Martin? Jordan Rhodes? Matt Ritchie?). Having one granny born in Inverness is surely no more likely to impact on one's physical stature than it's going to cause ginger hair, a penchant for Buckfast or a lifelong appreciation of the comedic talents of Jeanette Krankie.
He's right about the authentic Scots though. That Gordon Greer for example. He's a tiny, weedy little lad isn't he.... Oh.
 




Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,262
It's all coming out now, Wee Gordie's Small Man Complex. I think the SFA need to sack him now, he appears to be losing his marbles.
 


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