Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Oh yeah, in this thread another possibility - play against ten-man Slovakia for 70 minutes and fail to score?
Jocks have no excuse now, Slovakia down to 10 with Mak OFF for diving
2016 Euros
England fail to qualify from a group of Wales, Slovakia and Iceland
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1-1 after a last minute Slovakia goal tonight - either off side/handball/dodgy pen - combination of all three.
I know that laughing at Scotland is part of an Englishman's DNA but I'd absolutely love to see them back in a big tourney. They are an old school footballing nation, remarkably so considering their population size, and they've not been good enough for nearly two decades now.
They'd turn up in huge numbers in Russia (let's face it, you wouldn't want to follow England there would you?) and they'd make a mess of their chances by losing to a minnow, it would all be very entertaining.
But the best thing as far as I'm concerned, is that you can be sure none of their players would be demanding 200k a week, three weeks after being absolute gash at the world cup like all of our international failures down the years. That sort of money should be reserved for world class players, of which we have ONE.
England players donate their match fees to charities.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/england-players-paid-play-country-11294269
Mr Krabappel- who, unfortunately, is a Welsh- was explaining to me yesterday that the play off teams are comprised of the eight best runners up (from the nine groups), so somebody who finishes second misses out.
They determine the play off qualification on a points basis, but not including games against the teams who finish bottom, thus ensuring you can't get through simply because you had the good fortune to play Gibraltar, for example. It seems that Wales are currently bottom of the league of potential play off candidates, behind Bosnia on goal difference (or at least they were before the current round of games. They still have to play the ROI, who have their own interest in qualifying, so that could be an interesting game. They won't have Bale to carry them either.
So long as Scotland win in Slovenia to claim second, they'll be in the play offs, as their record is better than Wales or Bosnia. Would be amusing if Wales ended up playing off against the Brave Scots to qualify for Russia
That's ridiculous. We qualify for all tournaments while they qualify for none, because we beat teams while they lose. We're nowhere near as shit as them.The days when we could laugh at Scotland are long gone imo, we are nearly as shit.
Well yes, that's fair enough, I feel the same. But that doesn't suddenly make us close to Scotland's level of shit.Fair comment but I no longer enjoy watching us **** up in the finals. I am struggling to remember the last time I enjoyed watching England in the finals. When Venables or maybe Hoddle were In charge?
So England play 3 games more than Scotchland every 2 years.That's ridiculous. We qualify for all tournaments while they qualify for none.
I think the top 4 are seeded to play the bottom 4, possible but not sure either Scotland or Wales will be in the top 4 so unlikely to play each other, shame, would bring back wonderful memories of qualification for the 1978 world cup in Argentina, when big Joe Jordan knocked Wales out single handedly (literally).
Aren't Switzerland and Wales ranked number one and two in the world?