I've just seen on the TV that there's a crazed middle-aged Scotsman holed-up in his house in London, he's surrounded by Press and Police and is holding millions of people to ransom.....
I also heard that Brown, should he somehow cling on to power, wants to rush through a new piece of legislation before any future election entitled the Alex Ferguson Act - in the event of a hung parliament, we keep voting until the red lot win.