[News] House break-in

[Herr Tubthumper]

If the hard right Tories had their way the culprits would be on Death Roe.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

I tope they throw the brook trout at them.

 

[Jack Straw]

I shad have known salmon would start the fish puns.

 

[AK74]

There's a lot of tench-ion among the Tories.

 

[Birdie Boy]

Lucky they didn't set fire to the plaice, they would have been hung up like a smoked kipper!

 

[Brian Fantana]

I thought trespass was a civil matter and you couldn’t be arrested for it?

I wonder what law they were arrested under

Are there not some sort of national security implications being the PM's house? Potentially there's some associated legislation.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Lock 'em up for a long, long stretch....that'll give 'em time to mullet over

 

[zefarelly]

I don't know who the ring leader is, but he'd probably have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those Rudd-y kids

 

[phoenix]

One of them shat in Sunak's lake. And video'd it.

I'd make the fucker fish it out and dispose of it hygienically.

Got to agree it would be great seeing Sunak getting that out

 

[maffew]

Probably thought it was a Koi crap pond

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Tony Martin.

 

[Questions]

Now we need a thread for,,,,,
‘Places I’ve shat in’

 

[RandyWanger]

Shit-in shit-in shit in the bastards lake! the lake!

 

[junior]

Will likely be Aggravated Trespass, which is a criminal offence, do to the Official Secrets element no doubt being made out if it's the PM's property.

That said, I haven't read the article and am basing that on the posts on here from the (incorrect) NSC lawyers.

 

[AlbionBro]

Well that is disgusting, I find it incredible that people feel the need to be that disgusting, if I caught someone in my garden doing that I think I may end up inside. The hatred is alive and kicking in the UK now, we need to get good old Bobby back on the beat. We used have BBQs with our village bobby years ago.

 

[RandyWanger]

Well that is disgusting, I find it incredible that people feel the need to be that disgusting, if I caught someone in my garden doing that I think I may end up inside. The hatred is alive and kicking in the UK now, we need to get good old Bobby back on the beat. We used have BBQs with our village bobby years ago.

It was a dirty (pun) protest, because the PM allows his mates to charge us inflated price for water, take record profits and literally dump their shit in our waters.

 

[AlbionBro]

It was a dirty (pun) protest, because the PM allows his mates to charge us inflated price for water, take record profits and literally dump their shit in our waters.

It may have been, but to lower yourself to their level doesn't really help, I think this will gain Sunak sympathy instead. They are on the verge of extinction, we don't want anyone ruining it at this late stage.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One of them shat in Sunak's lake. And video'd it.

I'd make the fucker fish it out and dispose of it hygienically.

Lot of seats up for grabs. Sunak's potential vote clearly includes a number of floaters

 

[Juan Albion]

What a crappie story.

 

[smiler]

Surely has to be the Crystal Palace coach driver