[News] House break-in

[Official Old Man]

Police are proudly boasting how they managed to get to a house alarm within 1 minute and arrested four youths at the scene.
Bet everyone else wishes the police even turned up when they got burgled.

Rishi Sunak: Trespassing suspects arrested at PM's home

Four men are arrested on suspicion of trespassing at Rishi Sunak's Richmond home.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Who'd of thought that the Prime Minister would have better security than the general public.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Who'd of thought that the Prime Minister would have better security than the general public.

I have no time for the PM, but these goons haven't exactly gone out of their way to capture hearts and minds:

"It comes as a video was released by protest group Youth Demand, which appeared to show a young man entering the prime minister's property and defecating in a lake.

The group said the action was a "parting gift" for the prime minister and the Conservative government.

Youth Demand describes itself as a campaign calling for an arms embargo on Israel, as well as for the government to revoke new oil and gas licences granted since 2021."

On that basis I am tempted to spend the afternoon selling weapons to Israel, and buying shares in BP.

 

[HeaviestTed]

I thought trespass was a civil matter and you couldn’t be arrested for it?

I wonder what law they were arrested under

 

[Justice]

I thought trespass was a civil matter and you couldn’t be arrested for it?

I wonder what law they were arrested under

Unless they caused criminal damage they should have been asked to leave and not arrested

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I thought trespass was a civil matter and you couldn’t be arrested for it?

I wonder what law they were arrested under

One of them shat in Sunak's lake. And video'd it.

I'd make the fucker fish it out and dispose of it hygienically.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

One of them shat in Sunak's lake. And video'd it.

I'd make the fucker fish it out and dispose of it hygienically.

Fish, you say? Cod, no need to carp on about it, it was only a minnow offence etc etc

 

[horshamite]

Fish, you say? Cod, no need to carp on about it, it was only a minnow offence etc etc

Four men plaiced under arrest.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I wonder if they left any dabs at the scene?

 

[dejavuatbtn]

One of them shat in Sunak's lake. And video'd it.

I'd make the fucker fish it out and dispose of it hygienically.

Yeah, bit like the water Company bosses - they’ve a lot of fishing to do.

 

[Gabbafella]

Stitched up like a kipper.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Police are proudly boasting how they managed to get to a house alarm within 1 minute and arrested four youths at the scene.
Bet everyone else wishes the police even turned up when they got burgled.

Rishi Sunak: Trespassing suspects arrested at PM's home

Four men are arrested on suspicion of trespassing at Rishi Sunak's Richmond home.

www.bbc.co.uk

Alternatively the house could be treated like any other home, and the PM and his family taken hostage and forced to hand over nuclear codes and a myriad of state security info.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

There’s been a s-pike in burglaries this past week.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Alternatively the house could be treated like any other home, and the PM and his family taken hostage and forced to hand over nuclear codes and a myriad of skate security info.

Corrected for you.

 

[Elbow750]

But weren't we all a bit excitable as young kippers, breaming of better things back in the dace?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Who'd of thought that the Prime Minister would have better security than the general public.

I guess he’s got more than a couple of chub locks.

 

[Cordwainer]

But weren't we all a bit excitable as young kippers, breaming of better things back in the dace?

Ruddy hell, you’ll Ruffel a few feathers comments like.

 

[zefarelly]

I have no time for the PM, but these goons haven't exactly gone out of their way to capture hearts and minds:

"It comes as a video was released by protest group Youth Demand, which appeared to show a young man entering the prime minister's property and defecating in a lake.

The group said the action was a "parting gift" for the prime minister and the Conservative government.

Youth Demand describes itself as a campaign calling for an arms embargo on Israel, as well as for the government to revoke new oil and gas licences granted since 2021."

On that basis I am tempted to spend the afternoon selling weapons to Israel, and buying shares in BP.

Thats so last year!

This year I've been mostly burning scrap PPE in the new power station, on my new estate, funded by the PPE contract BoJo awarded my new start up.

The whole lot Only cost me a few rolls of wall paper.

 

[BNthree]

I thought trespass was a civil matter and you couldn’t be arrested for it?

I wonder what law they were arrested under

Breaking and entering to gain access to the property maybe?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

On the 7am BBC Sussex news, I had to laugh when the newsreader didn't seem comfortable with the script she had been given that somebody "had taken a dump" in the lake. Not sure if that was the official BBC line but didn't listen to find out if they had amended the wording for later bulletins.