Honey Badger Castrates Lion.

[Mellotron]

Perhaps we should just not bother having the hardest animal competition in January and give it to the skunk just to shut these tedious Scrappy-Doo fanboys up?

Which one are you, Sepp or Michele? Or Jack Warner?

How much were you paid to keep quiet?

#SeppsShrimp. Embarrassing.

 

[Stato]

Lion? Pah, only way the honey badger will win is if it castrates a mantis shrimp.

You mean the shrimp that was eaten by a seagull in round 2 this year?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You mean the shrimp that was eaten by a seagull in round 2 this year?

What have the Shrimp and the Honey Badger got in common? They've both won the Worlds Hardest Creature competition.

Oh no. I'm wrong. The Honey Badger is a terminal LOSER. My mistake

 

[Superphil]

Huge conversation in the stands here at Worthing FC v East Grinstead about the prowess of the honey badger. Couple of oldish boys arguing the toss as to the power and guile of the HB.