Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Not disagreeing, but could very much differ as to whose home was being invaded, (speaking from experience here too, a few times!)
Edit. Sorry, my circumstances were very different, as always came home to find my place robbed, rather than wake to an intruder
I stood there saying stupidly, What are you doing in my kitchen?
The police assured me that most intruders/burglars run away as they're mainly cowards.