Hey Mushy!

[Italiaseagull]

Oh Mushy you're so fine
You're so fine you bowl my mind
Hey Mushy , hey Mushy

Oh Mushy you're so fine
You're so fine you bowl my mind
Hey Mushy , hey Mushy

Oh Mushy you're so fine
You're so fine you bowl my mind
Hey Mushy , hey Mushy

You've been around all Summer
And that's a little long
We think it's spinning right
But the ball just goes straight on
Oh can't you say Shabash
So you can take a wicket Mushy?
Cos when you say you will
It always means you won't
You're bowling lots of balls Mushy, please Mushy carry on
Every wicket that you take, don't leave us Mushy!

Oh Mushy what a pity you don't understand
Were taken by your Beard
When the ball is in your hand
Oh Mushy you're so small can't you understand
It's guys like you Mushy
And what you do Mushy, do Mushy
Don't break the stumps Mushy

Hey Mushy!

Now if you take another wicket everybody's gonna know
Everytime you start an over It's the Bowling Mushy show
If there's something we can do
Just say so Mushy
So come on and spin the ball anyway you can
Every wicket that you take, your paid another grand
Oh please Mushy, please Mushy, don't leave Sussex Mushy

Oh Mushy what a pity you don't understand
Were taken by your Beard
When the ball is in your hand
Oh Mushy you're so small can't you understand
It's guys like you Mushy
And what you do Mushy, do Mushy
Don't break the stumps Mushy

Oh Mushy you're so fine
You're so fine you bowl my mind
Hey Mushy, hey Mushy

Oh Mushy you're so fine
You're so fine you bowl my mind
Hey Mushy, hey Mushy

Oh Mushy what a pity you don't understand
Were taken by your Beard
When the ball is in your hand
Oh Mushy you're so small can't you understand
It's guys like you Mushy
And what you do Mushy, do Mushy
Don't break the stumps Mushy

 

[Marc]

Marvelous!

 

[Trigger]

Sensational! Shabash!

 

[Hiney]

Class

 

[Trigger]

I'm whipping it up on the Sussex message board now...

Posted by: ItaliaMushy

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Composing, Composing Italia!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Cheers Trigger. I feel like I've finally done something worthwhile in my life!

 

[Dave the OAP]

brilliant.


shabi shabash

 

[Lord Bracknell]

This is now the headline news! on the SCCC official website:-

"Grateful thanks! Thanks to Italia Mushy who has posted what must be the definitive song beggin Mushtaq to stay. To see the song please go to the Message Board, it will bring back memories for those growing up in the Eighties."

 

[Italiaseagull]

I'm famous!

 

[Marc]

 

[Everest]

Sen-shabash-ional.

I'm whipping it up on the Sussex message board now...

You can get 3 yrs for that Trigger!

 

[brighton rock]

 

[Everest]

Italia, you're not thinking of doing a "That's Zamora" are you? (releasing it as a charity single)

 

[Marc]

I am in someway connected to the "Thats Zamora" single ...all in the good name of charity though

 

[Italiaseagull]

Italia, you're not thinking of doing a "That's Zamora" are you? (releasing it as a charity single)

I could do! We could get the daft bints dressed up as cheerleaders and do a video for charity.

 

[Trigger]

Ha Ha, sorry Italia, didn't realise it would be front page news when i posted it for ya...

I'll let you buy me a beer tonight in the Duke for making you famous... Oh and ofcourse for snapping my cruciate ligaments!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Ha Ha, sorry Italia, didn't realise it would be front page news when i posted it for ya...

I'll let you buy me a beer tonight in the Duke for making you famous... Oh and ofcourse for snapping my cruciate ligaments!

You just had to get that last bit in didn't you!

What are you drinking

 

[Trigger]

Anything wet with a beer taste to it

 

[Italiaseagull]

Shandy Bass it is then!