Hemed Tomer - tomorrow night

[John Bumlick]

i assume that, at various points during the evening and during totally unrelated conversation, you will be asking the poor sod to predict the score of the next game?

 

[Drumstick]

i assume that, at various points during the evening and during totally unrelated conversation, you will be asking the poor sod to predict the score of the next game?

Sniggers

 

[LamieRobertson]

Has he heard about NSC

 

[Albion_Dave]

Does he want fries with his burger?

 

[smudge]

Has anyone offered to take you up Dukes Mound after dark?

 

[Guinness Boy]

If inanimate objects could fight who'd win out of a fridge and a dishwasher?

 

[Hillian1]

...........

 

[Joe Punter]

If he had to choose between the two, would he prefer a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

If he had to choose between the two, would he prefer a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?

Don't f**k with his head at this early stage

 

[LamieRobertson]

Did you enjoy the meal with your wife

 

[Dick Swiveller]

i assume that, at various points during the evening and during totally unrelated conversation, you will be asking the poor sod to predict the score of the next game?

And TomandJerry will rush in at random intervals shouting out Premier League friendly scores.

 

[bhafc99]

When are the fixtures out?

 

[Steve Foster]

Had a really nice meal with Tomer. The wife likes him. Must be the Mediterranean good looks!
Interestingly he hasn't met Tony Bloom!
Other than that he is eager to play for us - currently living in a hotel in Brighton (I won't name which one), but he is looking to buy a property in the city, for his wife & youngster to come over.
He is also a good friend of Kayal. Be interesting to see how that friendship links up on the pitch.
I also spent some time with him telling about our rivalry with them up the road.

 

[StonehamPark]

Had a really nice meal with Tomer. The wife likes him. Must be the Mediterranean good looks!
Interestingly he hasn't met Tony Bloom!
Other than that he is eager to play for us - currently living in a hotel in Brighton (I won't name which one), but he is looking to buy a property in the city, for his wife & youngster to come over.
He is also a good friend of Kayal. Be interesting to see how that friendship links up on the pitch.
I also spent some time with him telling about our rivalry with them up the road.

So.... Israeli Men a goer or..?

 

[Hillian1]

Did you mention white phoserous against Roman candles?

 

[the wanderbus]

If he had to choose between the two, would he prefer a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?[/QUOTE
Surely the answer to this would be "fu ck knows, cu nt chops"

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Honey Badger or Mantis Shrimp?

You don't need him to answer that. The badger is a pussy

 

[Ernest]

Had a really nice meal with Tomer. The wife likes him. Must be the Mediterranean good looks!
Interestingly he hasn't met Tony Bloom!
Other than that he is eager to play for us - currently living in a hotel in Brighton (I won't name which one), but he is looking to buy a property in the city, for his wife & youngster to come over.
He is also a good friend of Kayal. Be interesting to see how that friendship links up on the pitch.
I also spent some time with him telling about our rivalry with them up the road.

More importantly is he entering the score predictor competition ?

 

[Eeyore]

Who is his favourite Womble ?

Edit: Too late, I guess we'll never know now.

 

[Questions]

Ask him how often he dines out with name droppers ?

Edit : I'm too late I see.