Hemed Song

[Munchkin]

To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'

There's a man
Who sailed the seas
To come to play for
BHAFC
He's so skilful
He's so lean
He's a ****ing goal machine
Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, ****ing goal machine, ****ing goal machine

 

[Munkfish]

 

[Tarpon]

Like this. Just played about with it and posted on the the other Hemed thread:

From the land where Christ was born
Came a man to make us dream
And he plays in blue and white
For Good Old Sussex by the Sea

Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine

So we sailed up to the top
As he scored a goal a game
And we lived a life of joy
As everybody sang his name

Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine
Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine

 

[StonehamPark]

I still prefer "Israeli Men" to the tune of - It's Raining Men.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

In the Family Stand he can be a "Brighton goal machine" ...

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Can't it be 'Brighton goal machine' in all stands? Or if it's clean will we belie our reputation as tatooed illiterates?

 

[Zukey Seagull]

I like this for Bong

If you all like bong clap your hands

 

[Tarpon]

Can't it be 'Brighton goal machine' in all stands? Or if it's clean will we belie our reputation as tatooed illiterates?

*tattooed illiterates shurley

 

[carteater]

Who's that man from Haifa, Isreal?
Who's that man we all adore?
Tomer Hemed is is name and he scores a goal a game,
So we won't mention Leo anymore...

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[Ninja Elephant]

We don't do songs with words, as proven by "woah Bobby Zamora". Disgraceful, what's wrong with the old Amore songs?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

The amore song was class. Youngsters don't know they're born!

 

[jonny.rainbow]

That's Hemed,
Scoring with a header.
One each half and up the league we go.
Tried to catch us,
Couldn't even match us,
They was getting nowhere.
And so we went and won the league.
And that's Hemed scoring at the Palace.
Down go Palace to the league below.
After tumbling, Selhurst Park's still crumbling,
They was going nowhere,
While we, won the Premier League.
And that's Hemed...

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

The amore song was class. Youngsters don't know they're born!

I've still got a recording of that on cd somewhere.

 

[Surf's Up]

Shot! He's missed
He must be ****ing pissed
Hemed Hemed

 

[dennis]

Just sing Tomer Hemed over and over to the tune of the Banana Splits

 

[dangull]

Hemed hit the ball harder in the corner at penalties. Not sure if there's any well known songs with those lyrics though.

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

he goes off at half time

 

[Pavilionaire]

We don't do songs with words, as proven by "woah Bobby Zamora". Disgraceful, what's wrong with the old Amore songs?

The problem is he doesn't start and he's generally unlikely to score. Also there's no prolific striker who's name rhymes with goal. If you wanted the old tune back it would have to be with an ironic rewording, like:

When the ball hits the net
Then it's Kaz or Hemed
Not Zamora
When Baldock starts to tire
We bring on the Messiah
That's Zamora.

 

[Safeway]

We hate Palestine

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Same old bullshit song suggestions on NSC