[Humour] Helpful tips to make life easier.

[Perry Milkins]

When taking a sniff dose of Nasal Spray for Hayfever relief always take the plastic cap off before shoving up nostril and pumping furiously whilst sniffing in.

Positive

When done right gets the stuff into the nasal cavity and eases HF.

Negative

When clowned up spray liquid seeps out of cap down ones fingers and wrist.

There is no charge for this advice.

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I thank you.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Sage advice indeed, not to be sniffed at.

 

[Klaas]

Ooh, excellent, I get to give my hay fever advice.

If you have itchy eyes and are constantly rubbing them, vaseline is a great relief.

If you have itchy eyes and use vaseline on them to relieve from rubbing, don't put any on your eyes just before you go for a haircut.

 

[Dave the OAP]

When taking a sniff dose of Nasal Spray for Hayfever relief always take the plastic cap off before shoving up nostril and pumping furiously whilst sniffing in.

Positive

When done right gets the stuff into the nasal cavity and eases HF.

Negative

When clowned up spray liquid seeps out of cap down ones fingers and wrist.

There is no charge for this advice.

Feel free to add.

I thank you.

You stupid old bugger

 

[sydney]

try to not be too much of a ****

 

[Coldeanseagull]

When you feel that real, powerful, mucus filled sneeze coming on, don't turn your head to avoid gobbing on the dog, you may have a six month old baby in her bouncy chair right next to you

 

[Insel affe]

When taking a sniff dose of Nasal Spray for Hayfever relief always take the plastic cap off before shoving up nostril and pumping furiously whilst sniffing in.

I don't mean to mock the afflicted but your not called Blind Pugh for nothing are you....

 

[AmexRuislip]

Trying to remember people names at the allotment, and to refrain from calling by a nick name that you call them by.
ie: one guy likes to chat more than the average person, so I call him 'the talking head'

 

[lost in london]

Pay attention to the smell of your house when you come back from holiday. That's what everyone else smells when they come to visit.

 

[Jack Straw]

Never whistle whilst making a cup of instant coffee.
I learnt the hard way!

 

[Hamilton]

When taking a sniff dose of Nasal Spray for Hayfever relief always take the plastic cap off before shoving up nostril and pumping furiously whilst sniffing in.

Positive

When done right gets the stuff into the nasal cavity and eases HF.

Negative

When clowned up spray liquid seeps out of cap down ones fingers and wrist.

There is no charge for this advice.

Feel free to add.

I thank you.

Always take your contact lenses out of their little packets before trying to put them into your eyes.

Pro's:
You are able to see and have no blood in your eyes.

Con's:
Can't think of any.