Help - I just sold my dad's car and I'm only 9 years old!

[dennis]

I reckon his Dad is down the pub ranting

Guess what Datsun of mine has done now.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I bet you will be in Jeep trouble until you a polo gise

 

[jameswestport]

That escaladed quickly

 

[dennis]

I think that's it now, no more car puns left.

Lets face it this thread is done, in fact it's all Rover

 

[Superphil]

You better wait on the front Porsche till he gets home from Golf, suck on a Polo and apologise, then BMW your best behaviour. Oh, look at me coming over all Prius.

 

[Richard Tiltmans Shin Pad]

there is Vaux-hall you can do now son.........

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Thanks for all your advice. Unfortunately, he came home and scared the JEEPers out of me. He shouted "you're NISSAN of mine" and locked me in the LADA! What do I do know?

 

[Papak]

Ask your dad if your mum is a Kuga

 

[Mowgli37]

I don't think he's going to Herald your achievement.

 

[carteater]

I wonder if his Dad has told him to sit down and reflect on today's Avensis.

 

[carteater]

Did you give the person you sold it to the Kia?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

That's not a Triumph.

It's really not, his dad will Spitfire.

Still, as long he remains Noble in the face of adversity he Shelby fine. The key is to avoid Pontiacificating (too far?) too much.

 

[carteater]

Don't worry, he might be annoyed now, but in the future he'll say that it doesn't Mazda.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Don't worry, he might be annoyed now, but in the future he'll say that it doesn't Mazda.

You'd hope, but then he could also declare that 'he's Nissan of mine'.

 

[carteater]

It's okay buddy, the good folks on NSC have your Hatchback.

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

I should piss off to CAPRI

 

[carteater]

Be careful that when your Dad gets the car back, the people you sold it to don't Subaru.

 

[carteater]

I hope you don't have to Dodge punches that he throws at you in anger.

 

[carteater]

After you tell him, I would give him Espace.

 

[carteater]

What about your Mum, I bet Shelby angry.