[Football] "He was eating a sandwich, while talking to a Premier League manager" - oh the humanity.

[Titanic]

 

[Sheebo]

I think the REAL question here is... what filling did he have in his sandwich?

I’d have stopped and asked if it was irking me. However it would never irk me so ill die wondering.

 

[Questions]

I ate a sandwich yesterday whilst talking to a traffic warden.

 

[Titanic]

I'm eating toast now. Sorry

 

[Bodian]

He said 'I went to see....' So, basically, he went and interrupted the match official's post-match snack.

Surely it's the officials who should be complaining!

 

[el punal]

I did say I was saving it for future use

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Can I ask why you like Wilder? I mean if you like everyone that's great, but I fail to see anyone could have a list of managers they like and those that don't, and put Wilder on the first one

Yes I do like some managers and dislike others if that’s ok. The reasons I like Wilder:

1. I really liked his Sheffield United side that came up a few years ago. They were fun to watch, tactically different and interesting.
2. Generally he’s quite likeable and usually talks sense.
3. He’s ex Brighton.

 

[AmexRuislip]

If it were Gene Wilder in the interview, then there's a comedy element.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Yes I do like some managers and dislike others if that’s ok. The reasons I like Wilder:

1. I really liked his Sheffield United side that came up a few years ago. They were fun to watch, tactically different and interesting.
2. Generally he’s quite likeable and usually talks sense.
3. He’s ex Brighton.

The reason I dislike him:
1. He's a complete prick.

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm eating some grapes and a dairylea triangle reading this.

When will the carnage end.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I'd have given Wilder a Rudd card.

Only a matter of time if he can't get a tuna out of his Sheff U side soon.

 

[Arthur]

I've told this story on here before but seems a good time to tell it again.

Wilder's agent is (or at least was) ex Albion cult hero Peter Smith who still lives in Tunbridge Wells. Last summer they both came in my local. I was sitting at the bar when they both came in. I clocked them and did a bit of a double take. You could see Wilder thinking here we go someone is going to ask for a selfie. I said "you're Peter Smith" and started blowing a bit of smoke up his arse telling him he was one of the few good reasons for watching the Albion back when he played. We chatted for a couple of minutes until Wilder got the hump and said "c'mon Smithy, you are going to be dining out for weeks that someone has recognised you" he picked up their drinks and stormed off.

So I reckon he might be a bit of a self obsessed tosspot.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Of course. He is an ofishial.

Eel get over it.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Eel get over it.

Either that or get really crabby.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I've told this story on here before but seems a good time to tell it again.

Wilder's agent is (or at least was) ex Albion cult hero Peter Smith who still lives in Tunbridge Wells. Last summer they both came in my local. I was sitting at the bar when they both came in. I clocked them and did a bit of a double take. You could see Wilder thinking here we go someone is going to ask for a selfie. I said "you're Peter Smith" and started blowing a bit of smoke up his arse telling him he was one of the few good reasons for watching the Albion back when he played. We chatted for a couple of minutes until Wilder got the hump and said "c'mon Smithy, you are going to be dining out for weeks that someone has recognised you" he picked up their drinks and stormed off.

So I reckon he might be a bit of a self obsessed tosspot.

You should've asked Wilder to take a picture of you and Smithy! Would've probably tipped him over the edge

 

[Van Cleef]

I'm eating some grapes and a dairylea triangle reading this.

When will the carnage end.

I'm now eating a sandwich, reading about you eating grapes and a dairylea triangle on a thread about someone eating a sandwich.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I'm now eating a sandwich, reading about you eating grapes and a dairylea triangle on a thread about someone eating a sandwich.

Crumbs!

 

[A mex eyecan]

I ate a sandwich yesterday whilst talking to a traffic warden.

that’s the ticket

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Yeah, I was going to post a thread on this. Prem manager offended by an official eating in front of him. What an entitled prick. It’s just a variation on the ‘do you know who I am’ theme.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

And if you click on the headline the top story is about our very own @jackalbion who is nothing to do with Chris Wilder.