he he

[Dave the OAP]

A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?", "Well," the friend replies, "you won't believe this but I ran over Cristiano Ronaldo".

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?", to which his friend replies, "Well, he tried to escape through the park.”

 

[RM-Taylor]

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Which park was it?

 

[Parson Henry]

Don't be foolish, David was making a joke in which the story did not really happen. It had an amusing ending to make people laugh!

So the answer is there is no Park.

 

[Lammy]

Is this a true story? Will it be outed if I look it up on Snope?

 

[Lammy]

Don't be foolish, David was making a joke in which the story did not really happen. It had an amusing ending to make people laugh!

So the answer is there is no Park.

Well if it isn't even true, then it can't be funny. Surely?

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just to be clear...is this funnier than that picture of Jake Robinson?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Was Ji-Sun Park then ?

 

[Dave the OAP]

you are all horrible....

i thought it wa svery funny

 

[Parson Henry]

Well if it isn't even true, then it can't be funny. Surely?

A joke is a story with an amusing ending. An anecdote in which the final conclusion is considered to waiver from the norm so as to engender the spirit of mirth.

I think David's novellette fitted the bill.

Bravo!!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Oh I geddit.

What sort of car was it then?

 

[Hampden Park]

dtg that deserves a yellow card more than the curry thread

 

[Dave the OAP]

you will find me in the garden, eating worms

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

 

[Parson Henry]

Don't flounce David. I thought your little ditty was a fine example of contemporary humour laced with current themes and 'in vogue' pastiche.

 

[Parson Henry]

you will find me in the garden, eating worms

Stinky. His garden is near the park in which Ronaldo got skidded. That is how he knew all this kerfuffle occurred.

 

[Hampden Park]

you will find me in the garden, eating worms

watch out for a car driving erraticly (sp) with a footballer on the bumper

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Stinky. His garden is near the park in which Ronaldo got skidded. That is how he knew all this kerfuffle occurred.

It's all beginning to make sense now.

I just hope the OB didn't witness any of it, otherwise DTG could well be in line for a 'tug'.

 

[Parson Henry]

It's all beginning to make sense now.

I just hope the OB didn't witness any of it, otherwise DTG could well be in line for a 'tug'.

He'll be no good to them as he doesn't even know the name of the Park!!